*turn on the fluorescent basement light*Okay, sound off who’s still here?
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys
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Media literacy is at an all time low
Just saw a post that said Kojima games have no symbolism or meaning beyond, "It looks cool".
Kojima is the worst fucking creator you can apply that logic to because characters will sometimes break the 4th wall to tell you what it explicitly means
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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
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a perfectly average horse is unexpectedly teleported into your kitchen, precisely in the state your kitchen is at this exact moment. it is, understandably, alarmed by this situation. how equipped do you feel you are to handle this situation?
#we got veggies in the fridge#kitchen is somewhat clean besides a few plates in the sink#the horse would be forever trapped however#he would not get out#he lives there now#poor lil guy
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Republican Senators have the opportunity to do objectively the funniest thing possible to Donald Trump this March.
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since I know you boys love welding how does this interior image of a tesla that costs 130 grand make you feel?

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Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you
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this is how every man who calls himself a woke male feminists talks to women in DMs
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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
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Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":
involuntarily converted to room temperature
cancelled on a corporeal level
successfully transitioned into fertiliser
rendered permanently horizontal
sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife
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i hate seeing people drink the openai/chatgpt koolaid 😭😭😭 genuinely feels like watching someone get seduced by scientology or qanon or something. like girl help it's not intelligent it's Big Autocomplete it's crunching numbers it's not understanding things i fuckign promise you. like ohhh my god the marketing hype fuckign GOT you
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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