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asking "wait so what do you think I'm saying" mid-disagreement will replenish years of your life actually

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When you pick up the dish soap bottle and a tiny bubble comes out and floats away

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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

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To the people starting a new semester, and to the people starting somewhere new: I hope you get a good and gentle start. It can be confusing and overwhelming and that’s normal. You already know that if it isn’t new to you, but you may not know it if you are new. It will be allright. Please do remember to take care of yourself and encourage others to do the same, and talk with someone about the change and what you are thinking and feeling, cause others have been there too, and others are right there with you. I hope you make good friends and I hope you quickly ease into a good rhythm that works for you. The rhytmen may change at some point, and that’s okay too. I hope you enjoy the semester, I hope you learn something interesting and I hope you make many good memories. 🌸

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oh thanks for the compliment unfortunately i don’t believe you

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ITS SLIMEY THE WORMS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR SLIMEY THE WORM

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.

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at a 4 year old's birthday party right now and he's wearing a shirt that says BRUH IM 4

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if you truly have the power to manifest your will whyyyy are you using that to make some guy fancy you…restore the rainforests omfg????

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got a major pest problem this year actually

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(american) normies’ opinions on nudity are so funny like wdym you think other human bodies are an innately traumatic thing to witness that we need to protect the innocent from. everyone has one everyones seen one unless u dont own mirrors and never shower I guess. ppl get so weird about it I really do not understand

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago