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Ravenclaw, teaching Slytherin how to Drive: So you’re driving when suddenly Huff and Gryff walk in front of you onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Slytherin: Definitely Gryff. I could never hurt Huff.

Ravenclaw: The breaks. You hit the f-cking breaks.

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My favourite Irish insult is “Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de chnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn!”

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Reblog if you support

-male witches

-lgbt+ witches

-spoonie witches

-impeaching the trump administration

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SPREAD THIS IF YOU CAN #netneutrality

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fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

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I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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man that really SUCKS doesn’t it? ….I’m sorry

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Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

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Why do you like sharks?

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This was so touching I am crying ❤️

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This film really makes me think of your Harry and Percival <3

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The stars are not in the proper position for you to give a fuck today

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witch adventure

so I’ve been attempting to become more connected with nature as I get closer to my craft and to take a break from having my shields as an empath up, but it’s been a bit difficult as my backyard is riddled with construction and what with it being the end of July it is literally satan’s asscrack at most points of the day so I tend to go on walks nearing nighttime and I feel drawn to a more secluded little road without houses in my neighborhood, I’ve only walked on this road a couple times and in those I’ve noticed but haven’t gone into this almost unnoticeable path in a wall of bush and bramble and tall trees. 

But I went through today because I was curious and it’s nothing remarkable, a small field of land with more trees and bramble on the other side. 

The field in and of itself wasn’t special but I stayed there for a while because for some reason it felt…I don’t really know how to describe it but separate. Almost like it was in its own little protective pocket of time and as long as I was there no time would pass.

It’s then I notice that there’s another opening of a path in the trees on the other side of the field.

Of course I immediately start to make my way to that opening, slowly, but with purpose. The curiosity of this odd setup of trees intriguing me. I’m about ¾ths of the way to the other side when I just stop.

Something was wrong, and I can’t tell you what because I don’t know. But I somehow felt poked or prodded at even though nothing had moved at all or made any noise besides the cicadas.

I immediately pull my empath shields up, and I feel a bit better, but I’m still staring at the entrance and decide that even though this feeling doesn’t feel malicious or evil… It still doesn’t feel good or right. I usually feel pretty tough and that I can handle myself, but I faced the situation that I was a young 16 year old girl and I was alone in a side field that I barely noticed, and was considering going deeper down the rabbit hole still. And I was a pretty sizable distance from any houses or people. My instincts weren’t screaming but more mumbling ‘no’. So I take a step back, nothing. Then another, then two, four, ten, until I find myself back at the main tree entrance. The whole time, not taking my eyes of the bramble on the other end of the field. I might be sounding melodramatic but I don’t care.

I don’t know what the feeling was, but I do know I won’t be going back there anytime soon, at least alone.

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Nerdy Personality Attributes Scale (NPAS)

it’s literally labeled nerd test lol

http://personality-testing.info/tests/NPAS/

i got a 70 which is the highest score

reblog with your results

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