Im a nigga. I like food. I dont like people but I love Kool Aid. Talk to me, you won't get aids ok Toodaloo niglets.
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Changed all the backgrounds to Mr moseby in the Mac store c:
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Flappy bird isn’t the problem, fuckers that are racking up scores like 53 and 100 are the problem
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DID SHE JUST USE HER CENTER CONSOLE AS A PRETEND PHONE
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when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
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i love when the kids who spend the whole class fooling around get mad when they get a shitty grade it fuels my very being
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is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
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do u ever stretch and it makes u feel like u got ur life together
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I heard noises outside my sims house to find whatever the hell this is right outside.
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i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
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but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
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