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NEW !!! SNAKE DISCOVERED

ITS CALLED THE LIMESTONE EYELASH PIT VIPER. THAT iS SO CUTE. ITS SO PRETTY

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Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

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did you know you can edit the dialogue in CoM with a hex editor

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new favorite meme

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There are so many different shades of white light bulbs, I am so overwhelmed walking down the light bulb aisle, and then I'm never happy with the one I choose, no matter which one I choose, I get it home and I put it in and I'm like, ugh, I don't like THAT white

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this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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I can't stop laughing at that mark zuckerberg image i'm literally crying laughing rn

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I hate the US so fucking much. A UN resolution wouldn’t even do anything, the US would rather invade The Hague than stop crushing communism, but it’s still so fucking disgusting that this state and Israel are holding Cuba hostage against the whole world

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

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the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something

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horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

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