I'm fuckin 25 now if you can believe that shit, any/all pronouns, that's how it is on this bitch of an earth
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Babe are u ok i noticed youre ugly asf with a worthless life
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This floating into your bedroom at 3 AM
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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The body is a canvas you dumb piece of shit!!!!!
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everyone has that one person on facebook who got pregnant, had a kid and now believe they have wisdom beyond their years and does vegan yoga
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#reminds me of someone i saw recently advertising advertising their vegan wool#like bitch thats just acrylic/polyester u aint special#and the wool really revs me up too cause like#if u got allergies or smth thats one thing#but if u are looking specifically for “vegan” wool like#idk how to tell u this but shearing done properly is literally just a haircut#one that they 100% are going to need one way or another#so as long as you do your research and source your wool from an small ethical farm that treats their sheeps well#that should be all you need for it to be ethically vegan#sure we can be technical and say its not because its still animal derived but like#what would you rather be done with the wool#throw it away????#youve lost the plot if ur answer is yes#i got way off topic lmao the vegan wool debate just really gets my gears a grindin#oh same goes with honey too#a good beekeeper will only take the extra honey the bees arent gonna need anyways#and most bee keepers have to be good beekeepers or the bees will just leave and find somewhere else lmao#anyways good post#no clue what im on about at this point tho
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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
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As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.
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me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media
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oh man. oh golly. oh lord oh geez oh man i sure fucked up my skyrim so badly
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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough
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this is a fucked up thing to see on a youtube video
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