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Indie garage boy band except these are their instruments

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Never read Romeo and Juliet in my life but I’m 99% sure this is exactly how the play goes 😂

What if we make a Romeo and Juliet adaption where any Montague v. Capulet scene is either set up like a Minecraft fight or an episode of Family Feud. And when Romeo kills himself and Juliet gets up and sees she says “ah shit he believed it.” And then she stabs herself. And during that whole scene there’s a sign over the stage that says “when the hoes take your suicide joke too seriously so now you gotta commit to the bit.” Lol what if

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My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

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“Y/N GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!” My evil Step mother screamed. I throw my hair up into a messy bun and pulled on an over sized sweater because of my toothpick thin waist and my 3 inch tall height every pice of clothing I owned was over sized. I made my way down the stairs to be greeted by 3 men standing in our home. “Who are you?” I say to the men with a low growl “good day love” the tall muscular red one said “so is this the girl” the blue one with incredibly long legs stated I could smell the chilly on his breath “so you’re Y/N then well I’m tails, this is sonic” he pointed at the tall blue stanky breath man “and that’s knuckles” he pointed at the muscular red man. “Why are you here” “well we’re dreamboat express and we bought you from your mother. “Step mother” I corrected. Steamboat express?…. I think I’ve heard the name before but I was never a fan for im just not like other girls. I read books and skate board and watch old movies while eating pizza and drinking soda. Other girls just wanna wear makeup and talk about boys. “….WAIT BOUGHT ME” I exclaimed I look at my evil step mother “with the money we got from selling you me and your father are gonna go to Mexico to look for some Latinas your father said he loves Latinas” I look around the room”I HATE YOU, I HATE ALL OF YOU” I run up to my room and slam the door, crying. I open my window and climb onto the roof. “I won’t be sold” I scream as I start to sing fight song for the whole world to hear. “Your not like the other girls that we’ve bought” said sonic. “Grab her knux” I was grabbed in tight arms and carried down to their van and driving away from my home.

My mom sold me to the hit boyband DreamBoat Express

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new year new me is all fun and games until I remember I’ve been the exact same person for the last 5 years with only slight variations

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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So how are we feeling about the new year?!?

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We feasted this year 😋 sega please give us more sonadow next year it’s my favorite drug I NEED it more that air

So, Sonadow shippers, how do you feel about all the content we had this year? 😊💙❤️🖤

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What if we got matching sonic movie 3 build a bears and gave them voice boxes with snapcube live dub quotes recorded in them 👉👈🥺

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i know at least one person i know irl is gonna see this but fuck it

SONADOW IS A COOL SHIP DYNAMIC AND I LIKE IT

thank you

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(sonic 3 spoilers............)

sonic 3 was so unnecessarily romantic to me because wdym you sat next to your rival on the moon and reminisced about the stars together.

wdym you shared your eldritch cosmic god energy to save the people you love and the earth whilst connecting your bonds in sync. hello

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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I honestly feel so bad for everyone in the same theater as me while watching sonic 3, I was freaking out and what felt like a spiritual experience and I just feel bad for everyone who had to experience that especially the people behind me sorry guys my bad I was having the time of my life

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how it feels after watching sonic 3 knowing I can freely scroll the internet without worrying about spoilers

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Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...

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I sometimes remember that I can draw anything I want to and then that I can make up any headcanon too

so take a Tails Wachowski in dresses doodle dump