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every white teen movie ever
*in that one white girl voice* hey my names elizabeth..and im..not like those other girls. oh no, i鈥檓 not plastic, or..goth or..some blonde bimbo. im just elizabeth. *pans to some average white boy* that鈥檚 jake. he is sooo hot. how does one describe the level of hotness of the great jake smith. hes like if *insert some rock artist* and *insert white actor* had a lovechild it would be him. *pans back to her* but im鈥ust elizabeth. this is my story. *plays dirty little secret by all american rejects*
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So my boyfriend did a thing.
My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.
It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!
He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.
He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3
I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!
He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.
Then as im ending the game I come across this.
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when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito
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Watch: The officer鈥檚 collection just happened to include a super rare 1-of-10 鈥渟hiny鈥澛燾ard.
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darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space
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HAVE YALL SEEN THIS????
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