thatgirl-guineagirl

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bi pride worm

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10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

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Things I can't Comprehend:

-The size of the Universe

-How the Brain truly works

-Where Conciousness comes from

-How people can talk to each other without getting fuckign anxious

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Bro I never knew that bro

Listen bro, not to sound like a fucking wuss or anything but kitchen appliances are dope , no no listen dude, I know you think that’s girl-shit, but think about it: you can use tongs to easily pick up chicken, so you can flip them on the other side and get an evenly cooked fillet. Wait listen bro, you can get a spice drawer so you can organize and experiment with different kinds of spices. You can get a non-stick pan so you don’t even have to worry about that shit sticking. Bro come on

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Worm Introduction #2

This is Chee (Shee)

Chee is Remus's second in command. A pink worm, Chee is transgender. F-M. His parents didn't allow him to change his name, so it is still Chee.

Color: Pink

Power level: 92/100

Age: About 2 Weeks

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Likes:

Sleeping

Playing Video Games

Democracy

Dislikes

Wet Socks

Leaves

TV Remotes

Chee thanks you for Listening

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Yes get them all

Should I get them

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Worm Introduction #1

This is Remus the King (Ree-mus)

He is the king of all my worms, who I will slowly introduce. He was the first W O R M boi I ever unwrapped. Now, for some stats.

Color: Purple

Power Level: 94/100

Age: Aprox. 2 Weeks

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Bisexual

Likes:

Walks along the Beach

Doing Tricks

Being Purple

Dislikes

Getting Wet

Swimming

Ketchup

Remus thanks you for listening!

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Poem

His smile

His fluffy hair

His tallness

Who did you think of?

W o r m o n a s t r i n g

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I hate people who can talk to other people without anxiety

"I hate most people"

What what what??? You smelly little pessimist. Put yourself in the "I'm a little dark goblin personality" corner and stay there, if you hate humans so much, goblin

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Fantastic

Not to sound braggy but I am literally the Jesus of Buddha

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yep i have a blog

yep that’s true