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Is this how the Romans felt when Caligula was emperor?
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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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Hey girlie! 💖 I’m hosting a little get together at mine this weekend, we’re going to summon the dead and do baneful magic in our jammies🥰 (Don’t worry, I have all the stuff for ritual baths afterwards ✨🛁✨) If everyone can just chip in for pizzas 🍕, I’ll have loads of yummy snacks and desserts 🧁 😍
Hope you can make it, love 💕
*Please note that we cannot sacrifice the pizza boy this time, as it got us banned from ordering from Marco’s last year 😔
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Baphomet sketch I digitized from my notebook
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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Does anyone know how to uninstall Protestant_Work_Ethic.exe? It’s always running in the background and I’m afraid it’s going to burn up the motherboard
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Almost any daily activity: I am young and fit, I experience the normal amount of back pain which is none.
Sitting in a desk chair at work: I am suddenly an ailing old maid, my back hurts in such a way that cartoonists would draw lightning bolts emanating from my lower spine
#trashpost#writing#i hate it here#office life#the person who designed these chairs has never seen a human spine#shitpost#office cryptid#back pain#why does my back hurt
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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
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Now the church had always taught me growing up that while he was dead those three days Jesus went down into Hell, or the Outer Darkness, and spent the whole time in a mighty struggle against the spirits of death. Who those spirits were will change depending on who you ask but they pretty well always mean Lucifer and the fallen ones.
This is probably wishful thinking but I reckon Lucifer might have taken pity on Jesus. Maybe even offered him a place to rest. Seeing as he’d been cast down himself and left to rot as far as the Almighty cared, I think Lucifer could be more inclined to kindness than we give him credit for. Yes, god threw him out, but to see how much more cruel god had been to his own son…
I think Lucifer might have lent an ear while Jesus told him that this wasn’t even the end for him. He still had to go back, put that mangled body back together, and leave behind the beings that he was there to save.
After three days, I think Lucifer might have asked Jesus to stay…
#writing#writblr#religious trauma#religious horror#religious imagery#jesus christ#soft horror#lucifer#rewriting the bible
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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Do you think they watched?
Do you think the angels saw Jesus when he climbed up that mountain to beg for his life?
Do you think they kept their eyes on him when god turned his back on his only son?
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“You’re still a badass bitch,” I whisper to myself while buying compression sleeves for my creaky (hypermobile?) knees
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old mariner voice
Well I don’t know a whole lot about gender, but I suppose I’m a woman in the same way a seal is a sea creature-Which is to say that I am until I just can’t be any more. Got to come up for air every so often. Now I hear you ask what I become during those in-between times and I don’t really know what that may be. But I know that the sun warms my skin and my jaws are every bit as strong as they are in the surf
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I’m going to repost some of my tiktoks over here🖤 This one was inspired by an actual sign I saw by the road in Appalachia
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And she always starts as soon as I clock in at my day job 😭
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Hello! You found my blog! Allow me to introduce myself (:
You can call me: Shadow, Terra, That witch that keeps trying to steal my bones
About me:
I’m 26 (in human years)
I’m an artist and writer
I began my witchcraft journey at the beginning of this year
I love combining cute things with horror and rambling about nature and folklore. Be prepared for a lot of shit posting though, I am one of the gods’ silliest geese
If anyone tells you I’m trying to steal their bones that is not true…I offered them a fair price like a civilized person
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