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They don't want a scientist who makes educated guesses. They want someone who sounds authoritative to confirm the assumptions that they already have.
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its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance
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stop normalizing things we are running out of Weird Shit
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"why doesn't this thing in a movie/book/tv show happen exactly like it would in real life" is the most brain dead criticism the internet has to offer, and yet I see it EVERYWHERE.
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i find this an ungodly amount of funny.
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this was how my first day went btw
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Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.
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me when my ears dont work n im also a white man
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i woulda survived the movie Carrie because i simply wouldn’t have bullied her.
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for whom the bell bottoms
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wow this show is great
(and i know i'll use this as reaction pic SO MUCH)
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