thatgaylittlefrog

[thatgaylittlefrog]

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

[thatgaylittlefrog]

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

[thatgaylittlefrog]

Guilty

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ppl are always writing characters doing dumb shit like roasting a fresh-caught rabbit over an open flame instead of making a stew with that thing. great now you’re letting all the fat drip down into the fire as it cooks, wasting calories and flavor as well as causing the flame to flare up = inconsistent heat source,… when you could be maximizing the nutritional value of small game by making a soup or stew. Come on

[thatgaylittlefrog]

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

[thatgaylittlefrog]

I do think it’s ultimately the potion seller’s right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that it’s out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think it’s a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can make his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says “you’d better go to a seller that sells weaker potions” instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knight’s request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers. ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image

[thatgaylittlefrog]

got my wrapped

[thatgaylittlefrog]

Shrew from The Sims 3

[thatgaylittlefrog]

i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me.

i have plans that i will NOT share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me but i have some stuff in the works.

i have plans.

[thatgaylittlefrog]

i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.

[thatgaylittlefrog]

Herb Garden

[thatgaylittlefrog]

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

[thatgaylittlefrog]

mutually assured destruction

[thatgaylittlefrog]

i love arcane

[thatgaylittlefrog]

man of progress

[thatgaylittlefrog]

I can take them both