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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways
cons: might get scared
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the author's barely disguised hobbies and interests
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Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing
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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]
it’s defrosting
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Inspired by Dr. Po-Shen Loh explanation of Euler’s identity. https://youtu.be/IUTGFQpKaPU?si=CgfuZ7vuyzFR21wX
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I’m totally obsessed with canon that Jayce constantly draws Viktor
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Feel like pure shit just want primary school PE parachute back
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Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.
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Sorry but the way Jayce flattens Salo really made me think of...
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