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She'll let you carry her around like this for like ten minutes

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Me after giving Silver Surfer a handjob

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Rafael Carreras and Tommy Brandt Ghetto (2004) dir. John Travis Studio 2000

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One of the few animals with a powerful enough jaw to break an alligator skin. Truly apex predator!

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Some of you never were a latchkey kid and it shows.

Some of you absolutely were a latchkey kid and it also shows.

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The first time I see the word "teleology" outside of academic context is in a tumblr post about roly polys.

As it should be.

must they have a purpose. cant they just exist as their beautiful selves

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I like this portrait. Apollo was the god of light, art, poetry, healing, but he was also a fearful, vengeful deity, and the plague inflicter. I think the artist did a great job balancing his luminous and dark aspects.

devotional art for apollo ☀️

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Anyone want some drawings?

hey everyone, I'm really struggling financially at the moment, and struggling to ask for support, I think I want to be a bit more direct than just tagging my OnlyFans link in things, the past three months have been rough, I freelance all my performing work and this time of year is usually the most busy, but I got fuck all going on and the things I do have have informed me that they won't be able to pay me until sometime in January at the earliest, meaning I probably won't make rent this month. I realize that many of you out there are in a similar boat, and I feel for you and completely understand if you don't have anything to give, especially this time of year. All that being said, I do painting commissions! I would love to paint your house, or your pet, or something else! I'll do custom video content! I'll get naked on camera for you! And if you want to just donate to a starving artist, be my guest!

Venmo - benkaufman73

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Tumblr culture is ranting on the post then writing the specifics of your rant in the tags, even though that's very much not the purpose of the tags and most people won't even read them, because by now it just feels natural to use tags as footnotes

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@moonlightdew

How the Grinch Stole Christmas, 2000.

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I feel so seen

diabetic nutrition is: avoid carbs :)) but also dont :) use healthy fat :))) but also don't because it makes your BG unpredictable :) eat protein :) but have some carbs otherwise it raises your BG :))) watch out for spikes after breakfast :)) but also you need to eat breakfast with carbs or your liver gets angy :) and floods you with sugar :))))))

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Michael Breyette is a treasure, even more so in this age of AI trash. Unfortunately, he's also battling cancer. If you're in a position to help him, either buying his art or making a donation, please go to his website (link in the post above)

"Barriers" - Art By Michael Breyette

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Didn't Aphrodite say something like "if you act like that I'll hate you as much as I once loved you" to Helen? Boy, tell me about toxic.

okay the whole vase is great but something about Helen sitting on Aphrodite's lap as she wraps one arm around her shoulder and brushes her leg with her hand, staring into her eyes like that... as she is persuading Helen to go with Paris (while Peitho aka persuasion stands behind them) is so incredibly iconic.

and gay. toxic yuri, if you will.

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Yeah, Mary Renault gets a pass. All the others can euhemerize deez nuts!

i hate attempts at euhemerism in historical fiction 90% of the time but there's a special exemption for explaining the minotaur as Crete taking a tribute of athenian youths for the bull-leaping team