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enchanted by the concept of broth. here's some water. it's chicken flavored

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Time travelers have realized that Bruce Wayne will always, without exception, base his crimefighting persona on the first thing to crash into his window on a particular night. Now, they have an ongoing contest to see who can make him adopt the most ridiculous persona.

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What's the most impulsive thing that Asra has ever done?

Julian

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Jeff

Jeff, somethings wrong

Your url, you need to change it

11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.

11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.

11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.

11:38 - Realised watch was broken.

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11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.

11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.

11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.

11:38 - Realised watch was broken.

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oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end

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God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”

Adam: “Tit”

God: “Uhh ok”

Adam: “Boobie”

God: “Stop naming them after breasts”

Adam: Looks at rooster

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If only we could pick and choose what’s canon

"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can

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My fear of palindromes is really starting to affect my life, so I asked the doctor if he could prescribe me anything.

The bastard gave me Xanax.

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you’re not the dumbest person I know.

But you better hope he doesn’t die.

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I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. 

That's the story of my life.

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"middle aged women shouldn't participate in fandom" and you think it's teenagers that are writing those brilliant, incisive 100k fics of your favourite characters

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Can we extend this to men as well? Can we just let dudes read fanfics?

"middle aged women shouldn't participate in fandom" and you think it's teenagers that are writing those brilliant, incisive 100k fics of your favourite characters

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I think there should be levels to the death penalty. Like if u kill one guy, then you just get lethal injection or whatever, but if you kill 30 guys, which is pretty bad, you get shot out a canon whilst silly circus music plays in the background. 

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Currently rewatching Encanto because I wanted to, and I think I’ve just noticed my favourite animation detail ever.

During waiting for a miracle, when everything is slowed down, you can see at least one of the hummingbirds.

And it’s flapping how hummingbirds flap.

For those who aren’t aware of hummingbirds wing pattern, their wings don’t flap up and down like normal birds. Instead they do a sort of figure 8 motion with them.

Like that

And the animators included that. They animated the right wing pattern!

So excuse me while I just fall in love with this film a bit more.

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Fuck, I want this type of love

more little intimate things that make me blush

you and your lover in bed together late at night, but you two are just softly whispering to each other about anything and everything as you lay next to each other. the gentle whispers and peaceful atmosphere put you in such a calm state of mind that eventually pulls you into the best deep sleep.

when you are nervous and avoiding eye contact with your crush or lover and they suddenly stand closer to you and whisper, "look at me."

literally any endearing nickname. baby, sweetheart, angel, darling, beautiful, etc. omg i melt... (bonus points if the nickname is something random that only the couple would understand like an inside joke between them only)

someone leaning against the doorframe with the sweetest smile on their face just watching their lover get ready to go out.

"how did i get so lucky to have you in my life?"

your lover knowing exactly how you like your tea or coffee and them bringing it to you in bed in the morning with a kiss on your forehead.

when your crush or lover gifts you with something that you briefly mentioned wanting to have some time ago, not having any idea how much they were paying attention to what you were saying.

"i just want you to be happy."

two people being each other's safe space and finding a home within each other. a home where they feel completely comfortable being themselves and where they find the kind of peace that unconditional love brings.

"you are my home."