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canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws
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if I was president of Mexico I would place a ban on frontier and spirit airlines flights to Tulum and Cancun and turn off my phone
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here
the humble potato:
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"Would you look at that, mercury's in Gatorade."
"I don't believe in astrology."
"No, I mean there is a recall."
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Recipe
* bwol
* 1 noodle
* butter (to taste)
ENJOY
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cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too
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