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giving up on the "patriarchy hurts men too" gambit, i thought it might work when i saw laci green do it ten years ago but it has run its course and id like to start telling men that patriarchy overwhelmingly benefits them again

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Imagine saying someone has bad takes while immediately putting your own misinterpretations of that person in the take so that the definition of the take itself gets fucked so that you can continue misinterpreting them.

genuinely i think hbomberguy might have accidentally set the copyright abolition clock back like 5 years

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Dearest Tumblrinas, Tumblrinos and Tumblrites, I would just like to let you know that I will be getting two kittens soon.

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BITCOIN AND ETHEREUM JUST CRASHED

[The Officer Down! meme edited to say Crypto Down!]

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Is this a new trope ? A tall rich closeted blonde lesbian falling for a short angry brunette ? This is like the third time I have seen this . Don’t get me wrong I love but it’s so weird that it has happened three times now

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Bringing to your attention this frame from OSP’s summary of Dracula

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there are many surfaces that you can sponge on,

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if you are one of the people who continue to propagate that strange fandom theory that felix actually buried edd and molly alive i think you should set yourself on fire

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what's wrong with that theory? /genq i mean i feel like it's at least sort of plausible if felix panicked and assumed they were dead on impact but they really weren't. but i'm not caught up on all the little lore tidbits so ^^;

to be very transparent i am kind of just having a hater moment where i am complaining about a fandom thing i think is really annoying. i just hate that it comes out of nowhere, with no evidence, with tons of people parroting it and even.. quoting it? as if it's explicit canon? which it isn't. i also just dont know what purpose it serves as a theory it like. doesnt do or accomplish anything. is it just to make the crash... more angsty? why? what purpose does it serve narratively for the crash to have not actually killed them and for felix to have instead buried them alive? if it doesn't serve a purpose beyond Extra Angst For Some Reason than all it serves to do is make that story beat unnecessarily complicated

martin has said in the discord or on twitter or something that edd and molly did infact die on impact but i dont want to pull that as like the Ultimate Trump Card or whatever. because like who gives a shit ok. he said something in a discord server when is it showing up in the content of the series then. and I obviously dont expect everyone to keep tabs on all the random shit martin's said about the series. in fact i wouldnt wish Paying That Much Attention To The Shit Martin Says on anyone.

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yknow ever since people realized tumblr isnt dead and have decided to flock here from twitter and tiktok ive seen a huge influx of people in fandom spaces who dont reblog anything. at all.

like, i used to have an art blog with 340 followers. not a ton but not a small amount either given how this website works with creators. and in my experience back then even the ones who only left likes still reblogged other things or at least posted their own stuff. literally the only empty blogs were clearly bots.

but on this New art blog, i've had so many people with fandom-specific headers and icons with actual usernames as urls and some kind of title or description, but have. Nothing. no posts. all they do is like things. and it's always public, too. their following list and their likes list.

and honestly all it makes me think is that these people are New and also don't know how tumblr works. how likes don't give exposure. not even in a "oh, i know it doesn't give exposure, but i'm still going to reblog anyways" way, but in a genuine honest to god straight up doesn't realize tumblr likes don't work like twitter's.

PLEASE please if you're from tiktok or twitter or whatever please reblog people's art both fandom and original if you like it!! and maybe actually pad out your blog's content in some way so people won't potentially see you as a bot and block you.

REBLOG ARTIST'S WORK. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY GET ANY ATTENTION ON THIS WEBSITE OH MY GOD. PLEASE. I BEG of you

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This is where the devil leads you when you enter hell. As he does he explains how he does this for everyone to see which level of hell they belong in, the better you perform, the lower level you get.

battle to the death here

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Gen z be like: *says something that can't make anymore sense* if that makes any sense

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Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

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hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

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phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

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“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”