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When you’re watching the boys and the most unexpected supernatural fan thing happens 🤣 the fact that they let his name be Robert singer is hilarious. This coupled with the fact that I know Jensen is a new charter I haven’t seen yet has me in the feels
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was talking to my friend and I said “wow you have really long fingers” and then I realised that sounded like I was coming onto him so I added “like ET” to desexualise the moment
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To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes
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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
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I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting
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The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???
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guide 4 teens
tell the cops nothing
tell the paramedics everything
ur eyebrows are fine
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Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?
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Find yourself a partner who is willing to learn about your body. You deserve to be explored enthusiastically.
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