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verbatim theatre is the most stressful and amazing thing in the world

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L: dont talk to me when i have my headphones on

S: but you always have ur headphones on...

L: well look whos catching on

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picture it:

A Broadway theme park

walking around taking pics with ur fav characters

different buildings have replicas of the set

lines for rides have show tunes playing

non-stop sing-a-long

playbills and show programs in each room/building

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rehearsal moment

at the prop table:

*person walks by quickly taking the prop they need

L: SEE HOW SHE DOES THAT AND KNOWS WHAT SHE NEEDS AND WANTS, BE MORE LIKE HER BRYAN

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more rehearsal quotes

H: wow ur such a big girl

A: mmmmm.... not as big girl

H: little girl...?

A: nah

H: then what are you?

A: a dragon *power walks away*

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he gay

he play

but most importantly

he kick himself in the face during Seize the day

guess who I'm talking about :)

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just overheard a very interesting convo at rehearsal:

L: Welcome to the Newsies fandom, we have gay

M: omg I love that flavour

J: is it like Race and Spot gay or Jack and Davey gay?

L: we have BOTH

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context: full dress rehearsal, music blaring, people singing, chaotic quick changes, stage makeup, full out

suddenly it all stops and the director yells:

'WHO'S BAGEL IS ON THE STAGE'

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i say the next Disney princess should be an alto

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friend: hey what's the date today?

me: it's September fir...

Friend: no

me: ...

friend: NO

Me: sEpTeMbEr FiRsT 1989

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Not me continuing to obsessively check my phone for an email like "cāßt lißt?"👀👀

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random person: theatre kids are just so annoying and they think the world revolves around them

me a theatre kid: oh, um, mhm sure

Random person: anyway look at what my fav actor posted

Me: lol i got some news for you

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Not to be accusatory but I just noticed most of your posts are exactly like pretty well-known posts

all good dw! I don't really look at other posts often so I'm not sure what's been done alr, if something has been posted before by you PLEASE let me know and I can totally take it down if you want me to!

(i also have a couple different accounts too and sometimes I use some of those posts that have done well)

love you theatre kids out there <3

-that-theatrekid :)

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Race, laying in bed seductively: why don't you come join me?

Spot: please put your shirt back on, we're in Ikea. People are staring

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sniper breaking down the gate

Race and Albert burning the place down

Finch shooting passers with his slingshot

Mike and Ike pranking each other

buttons beating buttons with his broom

Henry and Jojo screaming in each other's faces for no reason

Romeo flirting with a lamp

crutchie crying in a corner

Jack: my beautiful children

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Davey's first day at work

Race: ooh who are you?

Albert: who are you?

Specs: who are you?

All three: ooh who is this kid what's he gunna do?

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Davey: race we need to talk

Race: the kitchen was already on fire when i got here

Davey: what!?

Race: what?