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If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

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gettingback into tma so here's the season 1 crew redesigns

the old designs from 2022 . . they mainly got a wardrobe change

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@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours

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the year is 2043. william shatner, 112, is grabbing his aide's hand, begging her to get closer, his hold unexpectedly strong

"when kirk and spock had sex kirk was always the top. he never took it up the ass" he says, before immediately flatlining

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what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH

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TIA = The ides approach. BAK= bring a knife.

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When I see someone in a Tesla I don’t necessarily think “here’s a guy who loves Adolf Hitler” because they could have bought it several years ago before this stupid bullshit. However when I see a cyber truck I do think this.

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idgaf how autistic you are stop being racist😭😭

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Have you ever shared a birthday with a classmate?

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we can all agree the trend of “international mikus” being drawn rlly suggestively when from latin america (or other countries of the global south) is annoying but do we need to try and tack on the “miku is a minor” thing to make it sound worse. is it necessary to act like everyone doing this is a Dangerous pedophile or can we just recognize miku is a cutesy blank slate with no character so it’s inevitable ppl project sex onto her given that she isn’t real

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spotify needs a comment section i want more places to argue

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*Draws yet another Jon* I just think he’s neat!

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be honest. do any of you even like steamed carrots

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Me: Here is your coffee, let me just get you some cream.

Customer: Can I get some cream?

Me: … :) of :) course :)

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I don’t like being referred to as a boy

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