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Dexter, a polar bear cub rests after devouring a seal in Svalbard, Norway

Photographed by Marsel van Oosten

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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

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Some of y'all gotta uncouple your personal self worth from your thought patterns. Me saying something is a reactionary thought pattern and urging you to examine it is not me personally calling you a fascist lmao. Everyone has thought patterns and some of them are going to be reactionary since yknow. We live in a society etc etc

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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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shoutout to the brief civil war that went down on the balatro subreddit today

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Decided to finally visit my school's mental health clinic about my depression and they prescribed me a cathartic sword duel against this girl with pink hair. I asked if I'd need insurance to help pay for the sword and they said not to worry about it.

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I think HCing characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like

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tumblr staff kys 💕

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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

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the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

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GUARDIAN, THE IRON SALAD NEEDS YOU!

found this today, it made my bf and me laugh more than it should've

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