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i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds
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never related to authors being like "childhood is such a blessed innocent time", catch me with that jane eyre shit like "such dread as children only can feel" and "I then sat with my doll on my knee til the fire got low, glancing round occasionally to make sure nothing worse than myself haunted the shadowy room"
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Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps
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Encountered a small blind cat while hiking in Montenegro. That didn't stop her from being very friendly!
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describing emotions in writing is either “he felt sad” or a two-paragraph dissertation on how his soul crumpled like wet newspaper under the weight of his own existence. no in-between.
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prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances
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Some Justice Leaguer: so who’s the most likely among you to turn into a supervillain?
Tim: well, Damian, obvio—
Everyone else, simultaneously: IT’S TIM
Tim: wait what? I would’ve figured at least one of you would say Jason
Dick: Timber how many war crimes did you commit yesterday
Tim:
Tim:
Tim: four
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i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea
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WAIT "iykyk" means "if you know you know"??????? i thought it was just the new cool kids way to keysmash
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"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"
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i don’t believe in the oscars. nothing happened
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