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Joker dies bcs during his big dramatic speech of the day he tries to be be all insane and funny by pretending to shoot himself in the head with his BANG! flag gun but he fucks up getting distracted by flirting with Batman and mixes up his guns and he shoots himself in the face in front of the bats. Jason, who was being bodily held back from shooting him himself by Bruce and Dick for the past 15 minutes, laughs so hard he fractures a rib and has to be carried back to the batmobile

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alfred gave them the sheets

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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

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HC that Bruce uses the grapple gun way less than his kids because:

It jams specifically for him and he gets stuck dangling there for a few miserable seconds where he thinks again he should've just used the cape/glider/car/walked after the perp

He's carrying more muscle more everything and the shoulder-trap-back pain isn't worth it

He smacked the jammed grapple (third time that day) against a wall and it shot out at a crime scene and nearly went through someone. This put back Bat-police relations ten years and made Robin's knees give out from laughter

The cowl makes it hard to look where he's aiming so it's always a miracle if he manages to make it more than three swings without missing and falling

Kids can swing around in style, he looks goofy if he goes at it too long (the reason that wins over all the rest secretly)

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santa saw you reading all that gay porn

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

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Richard Roxburgh and Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing (2004)

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Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.

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listening and learning

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hot damn i wish i could put together proper and supportive sentences to my mutuals who are struggling because the like button is really not cutting it here

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Miss Piggy's Guide to Life Photos

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that said i still mostly do horsefoolery like this LMFAO

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you