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[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

💋 - kissing 🍻 - tolerating alcohol 😠 - managing with their temper 📝- planning and following their plan 🙊 - keeping secrets 😈 - manipulating others 🏊 - swimming ⌚- keeping track of time 💪 - staying fit 💞 - expressing their feelings 😓 - acknowledging mistakes ✊ - keeping promises

💋-

Chris is a very good kisser, and she adapts herself to her partner, the situation, and usually to what's going to happen after the kiss ;)

🍻-

Chris can hold her alcohol, unless it's tequila. She can have 5 glasses of whiskey and not feel a thing but give her 4 shots of tequila and she's out.

😠-

Chris had to learn to be very in control of her very short temper. She knows she can hurt people physically (and emotionally) almost without any effort and letting her temper get to her wouldn't be good for any of the parties involved. But don't push it with this one.

📝-

Chris can formulate and follow a plan to a t, she's also very good at improvising and piecing together information as she goes. But she prefers to do the latter.

🙊-

Chris will take a secret to her grave, unless Emma asks her about it. She can't keep a secret from Emma for too long.

😈-

Chris doesn't like to manipulate. She knows how to find leverage and use it, but she only does when absolutely necessary. She believes that manipulation of any form is cowardly and prefers to handle problems in a more direct approach.

🏊‍♀️-

Chris is an excellent swimmer. She was a marine, after all.

⌚️-

Chris has a very strict sense of time. She's never late as much as she can help it. But sometimes, when she's training or researching she can lose entire hours. Or... when she's doing something else ;)

💪-

Chris trains every day/night, doing mostly calisthenics exercises to help not only with strength but manipulating her muscles and body in certain ways. She also adds in cardio and usually, when Emma is with her, she uses Emma as a weight. Either to sit on her back when she's doing push ups or hanging onto her legs when she's doing pull up, etc.

💞-

Chris can't express her feelings to save her life. She always tries to show how she feels with gifts or actions or small things like covering the corner of a table when a person she loves/cares for bends down near it, but when it comes to words she simply can't put 2 and 2 together.

😓-

Chris does acknowledge her mistakes, but unless shes hurt someone, physically or emotionally, she never apologizes for them.

✊️-

Chris will keep a promise until her last breath, no matter how the circumstances change or whether the promise is relevant or not. When she makes a promise, no matter to who, it's etched in stone.

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

Ask muse how good they are at..

💋 - kissing �� - babysitting 🍛 - cooking 💃 - dancing 🎭 - acting/performing arts 🍻 - tolerating alcohol 😠 - managing with their temper 📝- planning and following their plan 🎤- singing 🙊 - keeping secrets 🌷- taking care of plants/pets 😈 - manipulating with others 🏊 - swimming 😂 - telling jokes 📰 - keeping track of world news 📚 - worlds history knowledge ⌚- keeping track of time 💪 - staying fit 😏 - lying 🚗 - driving a car 👗 - dressing with style 🔮 - magic 🔪 - melee weapons 🔫 - ranged weapons 💞 - expressing their feelings 😓 - acknowledging mistakes 🎺 - playing an instrument 🎁 - making gifts ✊ - keeping promises

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

Black and White Cat- Does your muse tend to see things as “Black and White?” Gold and White Cat- Does your muse have any weird habits? Do they try to hide them, or do they let their freak flag fly? Pig- What is one snack your muse can never have enough of? Hippo- Generally, how humble is your muse? Are they meek and down-to-earth, or can they never seem to get off their high horse? Black Bear- Does your muse tend to make rash decisions? Tiger- What happens when your muse is furious? Would they ever fly into a blind rage, and what would be the cause of their anger? Love Puppy- When in a relationship, how much attention does your muse crave from their partner? Can they not stand being without them, or do they need time for themselves? Pink Googles- If your muse’s partner came to them and told them a story that was completely unbelievable, would your muse still believe them anyways? Peppermint Puppy- What are your muse’s favorite sweets and treats? Clover Puppy- Describe a moment in your muse’s life when luck was definitely on their side. Do they believe in luck? Midnight Monster- What scares your muse completely? Zumbuddy- What are some things your muse finds annoying? Is it easy to get on their nerves?

Black and white cat-

Absolutely not. Chris is very Grey in her morals herself. Chris goes by a few principals on this- everything has a reason, every action has its opposite and equal reaction, and you can't take back what you said/did.

Gold and white cat-

She has one weird habit, that she doesn't necessarily hide, no one except Emma really knows about it. When she needs to think about something serious or to figure something out- she does it in a handstand for as long as she can.

Pig-

Doritos, for sure. Or anything cheese flavored.

Hippo-

The only thing Chris isn't humble about is her strength and her skills, or things she's absolutely sure she's an expert at. The rest, she keeps quiet and learns as much as she can. She's very secretive and humble with her intelligence even though she's very smart.

Black bear-

That depends. When it comes to the people she loves, she'll jump into action without blinking, and consider all the outcomes and possibilities and adjust as she goes. Any other time, she considers every possibility and outcome, analyzes everything, and then does what needs to be done.

Tiger-

Chris's rage is a scary thing. It's like the middle of the ocean, a force of nature that when it flips the switch, will kill with no hesitation. But she knows she's able to kill a person easily and she keeps her rage in check. It takes a lot to get her to the point of blind rage. Again, unless it has to do with a person she loves.

Love puppy-

Deep down, Chris is a total goofball and a softie. She thrives (or would thrive) on making her partner laugh and being soft around them. It's hard, even very hard to get her to that level of trust and to open up, but it's worth it. She does need her space sometimes, but when she trusts you you'll have her wrapped around your finger.

Pink googles-

Yes. She believed Emma when she told her she has a long lost son in a town that's held hostage with magic. So yes.

Peppermint puppy-

There are a lot of sweets Chris likes, but her all time favorite is marshmallow fluff. Just give her a jar and a spoon and she'll shut up for a half hour.

Clover puppy-

In basic training, when her and the other rookies went to the range, one guy got cold feet mid-shot, because he had a bullet stuck in the barrel. He went to the drill Sargeant who accompanied them and his weapon was turned towards Chris, who immediately laid down when the bullet dislodged from the barrel and shot out but missed her since she laid down. Lady luck was truly on her side there.

Midnight monster-

Not being needed anymore. Chris doesn't care if she isn't well liked, or she's alone. But she's scared that no one will need her anymore. Especially Emma. And losing people she loves.

Zumbuddy-

Chris finds ignorance and stupidity very annoying. Or acting coy. It's easy to get on her nerves, but not easy to make her angry.

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

Chris squeezed Henry's shoulder as lightly as she could, trying to keep her strength in check so that she doesn't hurt him and instead, comfort him. She watched as David's leg twitched, and looked at Regina, signaling towards David with her eyes. Is that supposed to happen?

When Regina moved to David, Chris's body did so as well, pressing her fingers into his neck instinctively to feel his pulse. That's the pulse of a man who's seen something he didn't expect to see. Fuuuuck. She looked at Regina as she spoke, withdrawing her hand.

She narrowed her eyes at Mr. Gold. There has to be something he can do that he isn't. But for the same time in her life Chris hesitated to throw a punch. She didn't wanna be cursed for all eternity or some other hocus pocus shit. Ah! Her nee name for magic. Hocus pocus shit. Chris shot into alert as Regina moved back to her feet and told Henry to stay, raising an eyebrow at her.

What does she have planned now? Chris couldn't help a small, barely detectable chuckle coming from her as Regina 'commanded' her to come with. She has to stay level headed in this situation. As much as inside she was running around like a headless chicken since she didn't know anything about magic.

"I'm on your 6, your majesty."

Chris nodded at Regina as she passed towards the door, before bending down to Henry's level.

"Do you still have that watch I gave you?"

Chris asked him, holding the back of his neck as he nodded at her.

"Good. I need you to do what your mom just did, hold David's wrist as hard as you can, and count how many times you feel a pulse in a minute."

Chris said, tasking Henry with keeping track of David while they're gone, getting back up and hurrying out of the door to meet Regina outside, taking her car keys out of her pocket as she hurried towards her Chevy, looking at Regina and signing with her head towards her car.

"I understand that you're in heels, but let's hurry the fuck up!"

Chris said, opening the passenger door and leaving it open as she hurried into the driver's seat. One of Chris's saving graces is that she's always a gentleman, even if you're a woman she hated to her core- like Regina. Manners maketh man. It was something she did without even thinking about it- like breathing. It just happened. The only thing her mind was focused on now is making sure that Emma comes back, whatever that may entail.

Chris's face wasn't something easy to read. It's a complicated language to learn, that Emma was native in. Damn how she missed being understood without saying a word.

Chris stepped into the room right after Regina, standing behind Henry and putting her hand on his head as a form of... comfort, she guessed. She didn't really know how to handle herself with him yet. She's rarely been around kids.

She looked between David and Regina, but her eyes focused on rumplestiltskin. That man just agitated her and she didn't know why. She'd have to keep a close eye on him. As Regina came closer to Henry Chris stepped away, taking a knee next to the bed David laid upon, nodding at him and taking the sheriff badge off of him, getting back up and moving over to stand on the other side of Henry, holding his shoulder.

If this doesn't work, Chris would have to find a way into the enchanted forest her damn self. And that wouldn't be good for anyone. But she trusted Emma. And only Emma. This would work. She had to believe it would work or else she'd lose her absolute shit.

Her eyes moved to regina, catching her gaze for a moment, before she looked down at Henry, trying to assure him that it would be okay. Who is he supposed to go home with now? Chris can't take him. Does he want to go with Regina? That's... complicated. She'd have to ask him after David falls asleep.

The silence in the room was... deafening. Almost. And what is she supposed to do with that sheriff badge anyway? Taking it off of David was stupid. Shit. This has to fucking work.

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

Webkinz Themed Headcanons

Black and White Cat- Does your muse tend to see things as “Black and White?”

Cheeky Dog- Would your muse be able to recognize rarity and value in seemingly everyday objects?

Cheeky Cat- How much money is your muse willing to spend on one purchase?

St. Bernard- What are your muse’s opinions on loyalty?

Gold and White Cat- Does your muse have any weird habits? Do they try to hide them, or do they let their freak flag fly?

Basset Hound- What are some things that your muse considers “Classic?” (Music, Fashion, Traditions, ect)

Pig- What is one snack your muse can never have enough of?

Lion- Generally, how brave is your muse? Will they gladly leap into the fray or are they more likely to flee at the first sign of danger?

Hippo- Generally, how humble is your muse? Are they meek and down-to-earth, or can they never seem to get off their high horse?

Golden Retriever- If your muse was a dog, what breed would they be? What kind of temperament would they have?

Cow- Describe one time your muse made a complete fool out of themselves

Elephant- How good is your muse’s memory? Are they likely to hold grudges?

Cocker Spaniel- How dramatic is your muse? Do they enjoy hearing and partaking in gossip, or do they prefer to stay drama-free?

Black Bear- Does your muse tend to make rash decisions?

Unicorn- What gives your muse hope?

Monkey- Describe your muse’s sense of humor. How often do they laugh in a given day?

Gray and White Cat- How can someone tell when your muse is getting bored?

Poodle- How much does your muse care about their appearance? 

Frog- Can your muse fondly look back at their past memories and experiences, or are those something your muse tries to forget?

Tiger- What happens when your muse is furious? Would they ever fly into a blind rage, and what would be the cause of their anger?

Rabbit- Would your muse ever want kids? With who? How many? If they already have kids, what is their relationship with them like?

Pegasus- What’s your muse’s zodiac sign? Do they believe it can influence their compatibility with others?

Chihuahua- Is your muse considered feisty or eager to fight? Perhaps a bit crazy?

Horse- Can your muse be considered a free spirit? Does this ever get them in trouble?

Alley Cat- If your muse was a cat, what breed would they be? Describe their temperament.

Cheeky Monkey- Does your muse enjoy puns and/or pranks? Do they have a habit of inflicting these on others?

Googles- What is your muse’s stance on cryptids/cryptozoology? Have they ever claimed to see a creature they couldn’t explain or identify?

Love Puppy- When in a relationship, how much attention does your muse crave from their partner? Can they not stand being without them, or do they need time for themselves?

Pink Pony- What is your muse most likely to do while in a doctor’s waiting room? Watch whatever’s on the TV, read the old magazines, check their phone, or will they just space out?

Leopard- Has your muse ever been able to afford themselves material luxuries? What are they, and how much did they spend on them?

Sherbet Bunny- What are your muse’s top three favorite ice cream flavors? 

Black Lab- Your muse is given a voucher for any pet they want and all the supplies needed to take proper care of it. What animal are they getting and why? Or would they give the voucher to someone else?

Husky- How good is your muse’s physical stamina? How about their mental stamina?

Black Cat- Does your muse believe in omens? When have they ever received one, and did they act on it or ignore it?

Reindeer- Does your muse take part in any holidays, traditions, or ceremonies?

Collie- Is your muse more of a country bumpkin or city slicker?

Seal- What does your muse find incredibly adorable? What traits does something have to have for your muse to consider something cute?

Love Frog- What physical and behavioral traits endear your muse to their partner? What traits are likely to scare your muse away from pursuing a relationship?

Pink and White Cat- Does your muse enjoy being touched or do they shy away from it?

Black and White Cheeky Dog- Describe an incident your muse can look back on in hindsight and realize was completely stupid?

Whimsy Dragon- Be honest. Does your muse need therapy?

Lioness- Is your muse a Girlboss or a Malewife?

Pink Googles- If your muse’s partner came to them and told them a story that was completely unbelievable, would your muse still believe them anyways?

Pink and White Dog- Is your muse super cuddly or do they require their space?

Love Monkey- Would your muse prank their romantic partners? What kind of pranks would they inflict?

Arctic Fox- Can your muse adapt to cold weather? Do they like it?

Blue Googles- How likely is your muse going to believe the stories of children?

Peppermint Puppy- What are your muse’s favorite sweets and treats?

Strawberry Cloud Leopard- How can someone tell your muse is getting tired? When does your muse decide it's time for bed?

Love Lion- Is your muse protective of their romantic partners? How likely are they to get into a fight over their partner?

Clover Puppy- Describe a moment in your muse’s life when luck was definitely on their side. Do they believe in luck?

Golden Pegasus- Has your muse ever come close to death before? What happened?

Night Mare- What was the worst nightmare your muse can recall? How often do they have bad dreams?

Midnight Monster- What scares your muse completely?

Razzle Dazzle Dog- What is something your muse wouldn’t be caught dead doing?

Lil’ Kinz- Does your muse have siblings? Describe their relationship with them.

Zumbuddy- What are some things your muse finds annoying? Is it easy to get on their nerves?

Signature- Does your muse consider themselves really cool and/or perfect? Why or why not?

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

Cake or ice cream?

Sweet or spicy?

Potato chips or French fries?

Seasoned or bland?

Cookies or brownies?

Salad or pizza?

Turkey or chicken?

Hamburger or cheeseburger?

Sour or bitter?

Homecooked or takeout?

Hot or cold?

Beef or pork?

Chocolate or white chocolate?

Fruit or vegetables?

Soft or hard shell tacos?

Tea or coffee?

Stuffing or mashed potatoes?

Cake or pie?

Fresh ingredients or from the can?

Took the liberty of crossing out what she doesn't like. Lol.

BOLD YOUR MUSE’S PREFERENCES: food edition! ( repost, don’t reblog! )

Cake  or  Ice cream?

Sweet  or  Spicy?

Potato Chips  or  French Fries?

Seasoned or Bland?

Cookies  or  Brownies?

Salad  or  Pizza?

Turkey  or  Chicken?

Hamburger  or  Cheeseburger?

Sour  or  Bitter?

Homecooked  or  Takeout?

Hot  or  Cold?

Beef  or  Pork?

Chocolate  or  White Chocolate?

Fruit  or  Vegetables?

Soft  or  Hard Shell Tacos?

Tea  or  Coffee?

Stuffing  or  Mashed Potatoes?

Cake  or  Pie?

Fresh Ingredients  or  From The Can?

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[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

Chris's face wasn't something easy to read. It's a complicated language to learn, that Emma was native in. Damn how she missed being understood without saying a word.

Chris stepped into the room right after Regina, standing behind Henry and putting her hand on his head as a form of... comfort, she guessed. She didn't really know how to handle herself with him yet. She's rarely been around kids.

She looked between David and Regina, but her eyes focused on rumplestiltskin. That man just agitated her and she didn't know why. She'd have to keep a close eye on him. As Regina came closer to Henry Chris stepped away, taking a knee next to the bed David laid upon, nodding at him and taking the sheriff badge off of him, getting back up and moving over to stand on the other side of Henry, holding his shoulder.

If this doesn't work, Chris would have to find a way into the enchanted forest her damn self. And that wouldn't be good for anyone. But she trusted Emma. And only Emma. This would work. She had to believe it would work or else she'd lose her absolute shit.

Her eyes moved to regina, catching her gaze for a moment, before she looked down at Henry, trying to assure him that it would be okay. Who is he supposed to go home with now? Chris can't take him. Does he want to go with Regina? That's... complicated. She'd have to ask him after David falls asleep.

The silence in the room was... deafening. Almost. And what is she supposed to do with that sheriff badge anyway? Taking it off of David was stupid. Shit. This has to fucking work.

Chris put her hands behind her back, as she did when she was standing comfortably, and also to not accidentally touch Regina.

She was still miffed about Regina's little quip, but it wasn't something she was going to show anymore. Regina was helping and that was good enough.

As Regina brushed past, Chris stepped back slightly, even showing a smidgen of... respect. Regina deserves it just for helping. Chris even listened as she spoke... and she was right. But Chris trusted that it has to be night time at some point, and Emma knows to find shelter at night. It'll happen. At some point.

Chris understood that this wasn't an exact science. She just watched Regina make a fucking potion, for fucks sake. Chris was surprised that Regina was explaining. She nodded, and decided to let her pride slip away for a moment. She really had no ego or pride in this situation- she could only sit and wait.

"Thank you."

Chris said, without even noticing that she did until after the fact. That's what happens when you let your pride slip away. So she got it back immediately, and straightened up her back.

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

"You're playing with fire, and we both know how this ends."

It was a late Thursday evening, well past 11 pm, Chris and Regina were in Regina's living room, drinking together, as they already have multiple times.

Only the last couple of times the drinking has led to Regina's bedroom. They both knew they shouldn't keep heading over there, but Chris just found Regina irresistible under the influence.

Regina was fixing her hair in the little mirror on the wall, and Chris came up behind her, placing one hand on Regina's waist and another on her thigh, slowly caressing her. The dress Regina wore had to go.

"You're playing with fire, and we both know how this ends,"

Regina said, and that made Chris chuckle as she leaned down to kiss her neck slowly.

"Oh please, I've never been scared of a little fire."

Chris whispered with a smirk, moving back and giving Regina a little spank before heading to her bedroom.

Who makes the same mistake 3 times? Apparently, they do.

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

🌅 morning routine - //at what time do they generally wake up? //are they a morning person? //coffee, tea, milk or juice? //sweet or savoury breakfast?

🚿 personal hygiene - //shower/bath in the morning, afternoon or evening? //do they prefer their shampoos and soaps plain, or do they like to smell like something specific? //what's their go-to flavor when it comes to toothpaste?

🍕 food breaks - //are they a home-cooking kind of person, or do they rather get takeouts? //how often do they get fast food? //how often do they go to restaurants?

🧹 chores - //which chore is the one they dread doing the most? //do they make their bed in the morning, or leave it undone until it's time to sleep?

🚗 transports - //do they own a car? //are they the kind of person who think of their car as if it was their baby? perfectly clean, not a scratch, almost overly protective of it? //do they like going on airplanes?

📱 phone - //do they use specific ringtones depending on who calls them, or do they use just one for everyone? //how many apps to they have on their phone, give or take? //what's their background and lock-screen?

💻 social media - //did they ever get in an online fight?

😴 sleeping routine - //at what time do they tend to go to sleep? //how much does it take for them to fall asleep? //are they a light or a heavy sleeper? //do they snore, talk and/or move a lot while sleeping? //do they prefer to be in complete darkness to fall asleep, or are they ok with a bit of light? //what's their usual sleeping position?

Morning routine:

What time do they wake up?-

You never know with Chris. She can either wake up at 4 pm or at 6 am.

Are they a morning person?-

In the sense of waking up and doing stuff, yes. She just needs to have a smoke first thing in the morning. But in the sense that she wants to? Absolutely not. Don't even talk to her for at least an hour and a half after she woke up.

Coffee, tea, milk, or juice?-

Surprisingly, just water. Later in the day though, an Irish coffee.

Sweet or savory breakfast?-

Sweet. Always sweet. And lots of carbs.

Personal hygiene:

Shower in the morning, afternoon, or evening?-

Always before sleeping. A shower gets her sleepy.

Do they prefer their soaps plain, or do they like to smell like something specific?-

Chris uses a 3 in 1 that smells good, that's all she cares about really. Her cologne does the rest.

What's their go-to flavor when it comes to toothpaste?-

Chris hates mint and anything minty. She usually gets kid's toothpaste with the colors and the glitter.

Food breaks:

Are they a home cooking kind of person, or would they rather get takeout?-

Both, but mostly home cooking. Chris is a great cook and can whip up almost anything.

How often do they get fast food?-

If she needs to or has the opportunity to, she'll get fast food. She likes that greasy, carb loaded unhealthy stuff. It's a wonder she still has her abs with what she eats.

How often do they go to restaurants?-

Only if there's a special occasion.

Chores:

Which chore is the one the dread the most?-

The dishes. Chris hates doing dishes, even putting them in the dishwasher. She'll do anything else to avoid it.

Do they make their bed in the morning?-

Old habits die hard, she makes her bed to be absolutely spotless, the sheets under the mattress and the blanket with not even a single crease.

Transports:

Do they own a car?-

She sure does, a 1967 Chevy impala.

Are they the kind of person who thinks of their car as their baby?-

Chris takes very good care of her car, she works on any engine problems herself and there's not a scratch on it. She even named it, which she won't tell anyone even if it saves her life. But the inside of her car and especially the back is messy as all hell.

Do they like going on airplanes?-

She doesn't make a big deal of it, but if she has any other option than flying she'll take it.

Phone:

Do they use different ringtone for contacts?-

Only Emma has a different ringtone. (and later, regina) Chris isn't very good with technology and Emma put the ringtone on it herself.

How many apps do they have on their phone?-

The apps that came with it and a couple of games Henry downloaded for her, Chris says the games are for him but she secretly plays them too.

What's their background and lock screen?-

The background is a picture of her and Emma that they had taken at Emma's apartment, and her lock screen is a picture of her lighter.

Social media:

Have they ever gotten in an online fight?-

Probably in one of the veteran Facebook groups she's in, about some operation she was part of going wrong.

Sleeping routine:

At what time do they tend to go to sleep?-

Around 2-4 am.

How long does it take for them to fall asleep?-

Either 3 minutes or hours. It depends on how tired she is, where she's sleeping, etc.

Are they a light or heavy sleeper?-

If she's really tired, drunk, or feels safe Chris is a real heavy sleeper. In any other case she's a light sleeper.

Do they snore, talk or move a lot?-

Chris sleeps as silent as a cat, but she has night terrors as part of her ptsd. When that happens she tends to move around a lot, talk and yell.

Dp they prefer to be in complete darkness or are they OK with a bit of light?-

Chris likes to have the TV on, both for idle noise and for the light.

What's their usual sleeping position?-

On the left side, usually.

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

“Life is short, right? We both know that. Well, what if you’re my chance? What if you are the thing that’s actually going to make me happiest?”

— Jojo Moyes, After You

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

[ mistletoe ] a playful or romantic kiss under a mistletoe

Chris doesn't even like Christmas. Out of all the holidays she hates Christmas the most.

But she came to the party at granny's anyway, because Emma asked her to, and Chris would do almost anything for that blonde.

Only problem is- Chris had a secret, and that secret would be in the room with everyone. Regina. Her and Chris have been in sleeping together for a couple months now. The only one who knows is Henry, and he has been very well bribed by Chris to keep the secret. He won't spill. Everyone else still thinks they hate each other's guts but that's just because they don't get the language Chris and Regina speak in- sarcasm.

Chris made the rounds but stuck by Emma as much as she could, acting casual and not paying too much attention to regina, even though that red dress would definitely be coming off of her later, and Chris was sure Regina would tear a button or two off of the dress shirt she was wearing.

Chris walked over to get a drink, and noticed Regina was doing the same- yet that was a fatal mistake that neither of them had realized they made until-

"Well, well, well, look who's under the mistletoe!"

Mary margaret pointed at the mistletoe above them with a raised brow, as people turned their attention to it. Shit, fuck, and every curse word in every language went through Chris's head as she rolled her eyes and took a deep breath, looking over at Regina with a sharp exhale from her nose.

"Maybe now they'll start getting along,"

David chimed in and Chris scoffed.

"I don't do mistletoes or Christmas in general, I'm just here to drink for free."

Chris chuckled, trying to play it off, rolling her eyes again as everyone protested and boo'd at them, holding up the shot of tequila she had in her hand and raising her eyebrows.

"Oh come on, it's just a kiss, it won't kill you. It's tradition!"

Emma stepped forward, with a suspicious brow raised. Chris did hate Christmas, but usually if a situation like this arises, Chris would look for the fastest way to end it which is usually just doing what the crowd wants.

Chris sighed and shrugged, shaking her head and taking two steps closer to regina, taking the shot of tequila she had in her hand and placing the glass back on the counter next to them. If they want a show, they'll get a show. With a secret wink to regina, she grabbed her waist and dipped her down, giving her a very quick kiss, before pulling her back up again and taking the shot glass she had in her hand, drinking it as everyone cheered.

"Happy now?"

She asked, walking over to Emma and patting her on the back, taking the shot she had stolen off of Regina.

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Let's go, then."

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

mundane headcanons

🌅 morning routine

at what time do they generally wake up?

do they tend to wake up early and take their time, or would they rather rush it?

how many alarms do they need to wake up?

are they a morning person?

bathroom first or breakfast first?

do they take a shower to wake up?

coffee, tea, milk or juice?

sweet or savoury breakfast?

what do they like to have for breakfast?

do they prepare their clothes before going to sleep, or do they prefer to improvize?

do they spend a lot of time dressing up, fixing their hair and/or putting on makeup?

🚿 personal hygiene

how often do they take a shower/bath?

shower or bath?

shower/bath in the morning, afternoon or evening?

do they use specific perfumes?

do they prefer their shampoos and soaps plain, or do they like to smell like something specific?

do they have specific shampoos, conditioners and body wash, or do they go with a 3-in-1?

what's their go-to flavor when it comes to toothpaste?

🍕 food breaks

do they have set times for their meals, or do they eat whenever they feel like it?

do they have a proper meals everyday, or do they tend to skip or get just a snack for lunch/dinner?

are they a home-cooking kind of person, or do they rather get takeouts?

if they eat at work/school, do they take time to prepare even just a sandwich at home before going out?

do they tend to have any make-ahead meals?

do they tend to have leftovers?

how often do they get fast food?

how often do they go to restaurants?

🧹 chores

are they the one doing most chores in the house?

which chore is the one they dread doing the most?

do they wash the dishes right after a meal, or do they leave them in the sink until it's impossible to ignore them?

do they have the dreaded "laundry chair" where they put dirty clothes on?

do they make their bed in the morning, or leave it undone until it's time to sleep?

🚗 transports

do they have a driving license, wether it's for a car or bikes?

do they have any other kind of driving licences ( planes, ships, buses... )

do they own a car?

do they own a bike?

are they the kind of person who think of their car as if it was their baby? perfectly clean, not a scratch, almost overly protective of it?

do they use public transports? if so, do they like using them?

do they like going on trains?

do they like going on boats or ships?

do they like going on airplanes?

📱 phone

what phone do they have?

do they use specific ringtones depending on who calls them, or do they use just one for everyone?

how often do they check their phone?

do they keep their phone's audio volume on, or do they prefer the vibration or? or do they rather have it silenced?

how many apps to they have on their phone, give or take?

do they have games on their phone?

what's their background and lock-screen?

💻 social media

are they registered to any social media?

how often do they log in?

how many followers do they have?

do they follow a lot of people?

how easy is it for them to block someone online?

what do they tend to post online ( art, videos, just starting fights online... )?

did they ever get in an online fight?

do you think they'd have callouts about them?

😴 sleeping routine

at what time do they tend to go to sleep?

do they take anything to help them sleep ( medicines, chamomilles, warm milk... )?

how much does it take for them to fall asleep?

are they a light or a heavy sleeper?

do they snore, talk and/or move a lot while sleeping?

do they dream often?

what kind of dreams to they tend to have?

do they prefer to be in complete darkness to fall asleep, or are they ok with a bit of light?

do they need the door or the windows open, or do they prefer them closed when they go to sleep?

what's their usual sleeping position?

where is their bed? with a side against the wall, in the middle of the room... ?

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

🐝  *  ―  𝑫𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑲𝑰𝑺𝑺 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑶𝑵𝑬.

[ peck ] a quick, light kiss on the partner's lips or cheek [ french ] a deep, passionate kiss with the use of tongue [ forehead ] a gentle kiss on the partner's forehead, conveying care and affection [ spiderman ] an upside-down kiss, just like in the movie [ mistletoe ] a playful or romantic kiss under a mistletoe [ hand ] a chivalrous kiss on the back of the partner's hand [ lingering ] a long, slow kiss filled with emotion and desire [ neck ] a kiss or gentle sucking on the partner's neck [ nape ] a kiss placed at the nape of the partner's neck [ teasing ] a light brushing of lips against a partner's skin without fully kissing [ earlobe ] a light nibble on the partner's earlobe [ tango dip ] a kiss shared while one partner is dipped backward [ celebration ] a joyful and exuberant kiss to celebrate an achievement or milestone [ stolen ] a quick, stealthy, and impromptu kiss snatched in secret [ bite ] a playful kiss that involves some light biting [ goodbye ] a heartfelt kiss when parting, showing affection and fondness [ rain ] a romantic kiss in the rain [ scars ] a gentle kiss on the partner's scar(s) [ injury ] a careful kiss on a partner's wound to make it all better [ wedding ] a romantic kiss shared during a wedding ceremony [ comfort ] a tender kiss to provide comfort or reassurance [ sunset ] a kiss shared during sunset, often romantic and serene [ butterfly ] a light fluttering of eyelashes against the partner's skin [ seductive ] a deep, slow, and deliberately intense kiss filled with passion and desire [ shoulder ] a tender kiss on the partner's shoulder [ knuckles ] a kiss on each individual knuckle of the partner [ slow motion ] a kiss in slow motion, accentuating every moment and sensation [ reunion ] a longing kiss shared after being apart for a while [ passionate ] an intense and fiery kiss, expressing raw desire and strong emotion [ underwater ] a kiss shared while submerged in water [ wrist ] a tender kiss on the inside of the partner's wrist [ wake up ] a loving kiss to wake the partner up [ apology ] a kiss offered as a way to apologize or make amends [ hummingbird ] a series of light, rapid, and fluttery kisses on a small area [ trail ] a trail of kisses along the partner's jawline or collarbone [ blowing ] a kiss in the air and send of the gesture towards the partner [ surprise ] a sudden kiss to catch the partner off guard [ hickey ] a kiss that's supposed to leave a mark on the partner's skin [ single lip ] a sucking or nibbling of one of the partner's lips [ nose ] an affectionate gesture where partners rub their noses together

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[that-obsessed-gay-girl]

// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!