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that-girl-melissa · 4 months ago
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that-girl-melissa · 5 months ago
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That time I was cast in a musical! 🤩
I’M BACK, BABY! 🎭🎶
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that-girl-melissa · 5 months ago
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Intimacy is not just about sex. It's having heart-to-hearts, staying up all night talking, sharing childhood memories, thoughts, fears, dreams & hopes for the future. It's uncontrollable laughter, direct eye contact and feeling each other without touching - it's exchanging energy
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that-girl-melissa · 7 months ago
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That time I met Jodi Benson (The Little Mermaid)
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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Girls5eva (2021-present) B.P.E. (S02E06)
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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Girls5eva (2021-present) Tour Mode (S02E08)
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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what if i just died
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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“Cease and desist, bitch!”
News flash friends: job hunting is still terrible. Like, four months in and it’s still the worst. I finished two interview loops recently and I’m waiting to hear back and I have two others I’m trying to get through and it’s all hurry up and wait.
But then Netflix told me that GIRLS5EVA was coming to the platform, complete with a new season, and I got soooo excited. 
I’m sure no one has heard of this show, it was born on Peacock and it’s a Tina Fey joint but there’s definitely a super specific audience for it which is, basically, me. 
Were you born in the 80’s/early 90’s? Did you love all the random girl groups/boybands? Are you now barreling toward 40 and it’s just really depressing and terrible? Then Girls5eva is also for you. 
Wherein, four millennial women decide to reunite their early 2000’s girl group after their one-hit wonder is sampled on a new hip hop track. 
It’s hilarious. And really specific. And starring SARA BAREILLES who in real life is an incredible musician. Y’all remember “Gravity”? No? Even though it was featured in a Community episode where Annie cuts to a montage because she’s  trying to convince everyone that she and Jeff have had a ‘will-they-won’t-they’ thing going on all year? “Gravity” is the theme of that montage!
While you’re checking out Girls5eva, also listen to Sara Bareilles. The girl is a true fucking talent. 
ALSO, Busy Philipps. I LOVE Busy Philipps. And have loved her since Dawson’s freakin’ Creek and then AGAIN in Cougartown. 
(Side rant - Cougartown really is a wonderful show. Terrible name, but honestly incredibly funny and there are a ton of good running jokes and it’s just fun as hell. Courteney Cox got shagged on that one, it really is a gem.)
Anyway. There are 3 seasons and it follows the ladies valiantly trying to make a comeback while dealing with being normal people again after their brief shot at fame in the early 2000’s. Which, I think we all remember fondly but was actually a pretty gross time and the show makes sure you remember that - it was not great for women by any means and it’s still not great now but Girls5eva make it work. And it’s endearing.
And y’all, some of the songs are a fuckin’ bop. BPE? Aka “Big Pussy Energy” (the club remix) is the anthem we all need right now. “Kick down the doors no locks / I don't need a key / Eyes down here, yeah, I'm the centerpiece / Animal queendom feline synergy / Kickin’ down the doors, big pussy energy!” That shit gets you in the right frame of mind. I need more semi-cheesy female anthems in my life and I’m pretty sure you do too. 
Honestly, the show is really just about the fact that life doesn’t have to end after your 20’s, you can keep going after your dreams even if they’re ridiculous. And you can balance your regular shit while you do it. And you don’t need a man to define who you are. And you can leave toxic relationships if you need to. And you can grow as a person. And you can still be a crazy bitch sometimes and your friends will support you.
There’s a lot going on, and it’s all wonderful. Honestly, we need more shows about olderish female friends, with a touch of insanity. I don’t want regular female friends, I want batshit female friends doing ridiculous things. 
Also, lastly, Wickie Roy is a fucking icon. In a weird way because she’s struggling to live in a normal world and she refuses to compromise and she’s an absolute nutbag but in the best way possible. 
Basically, Girls5eva is making me feel better about my life. If they can get back into pop music, I can get myself another boring job and BPE is gonna help me get it done. 
“Momentum yeah / um it’s our moment / we’re contenders…”
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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From Renée's instagram.
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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They wrote Gloria like, we have the perfect actor but she's 20 years older than the other ladies? Not a problem, she's actually the youngest but
The closet is very stressful
🎶she did a lot of cocaine🎶
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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Me, trying to sleep
My brain: Gonna be famous 5eva ‘cause forever’s too short
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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Girls5eva (2021-present) Bomont (S03E02)
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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Girls5eva (2021-present) Fort Worth (S03E01)
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that-girl-melissa · 8 months ago
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Girls5eva (2021-present) Cease and Desist (S01E06)
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that-girl-melissa · 9 months ago
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