My name is Jade, I am a proud nationally certified EMT, and my hobbies are working on computers and hunting and saving people of course. Message me if you want to talk i love talking and i wont bite! I am also a vape fanatic so if you love vaping hit me up!!!!
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Kids today won’t ever know the struggle of downloading a song from Limewire and getting Bill Clinton
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@lesbianahsoka here you go anya
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this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying
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You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.
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Two churches located across the street from each other.
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Chris Farley was the original voice of Shrek. He’d recorded nearly 90% of his lines before he died, but instead of having an impersonator record the remaining lines, they hired Mike Myers and completely re-wrote the film. You can listen to Farley’s Shrek online and hear how different his interpretation of the character was. Source Source 2 Source 3
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Happy EMS week! Sometimes it’s like you and your partner are out of this world, other times you have to resort back to the book.
Inspired by Sesame Street’s “Yip yip” Martians
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