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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

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it's crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show's official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network's official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called 'pop glutton' and 'comedy chunk' and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can't Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

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Just heard the Eagles won!! So happy for them!!!!! I’m a huge fan I love Hotel California

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How come the Phantom from Phantom of the Opera isn’t a more common blorbo beloved by all tumblr. He killed people because he was so in love. He really wanted his crush to sing. He was defeated by the power of love and empathy because he never once experienced live in his life. His own mother was afraid of him. He died of love after the woman he loved went away with someone else. Let her go freely after she kissed him because all he wanted was affection. He killed a man. Wikipedia describes him as a dog willing to die for the one he loved. His name is Erik. He’s such a sad little meow meow

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What's the first question that really pops into peoples' minds about Ea-Nasir? I'm trying to write this history down, but I'm struggling.

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if you want to know what the situation is for gay people in portland oregon my friend got comradezoned last week

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ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

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you've got 2 admit that the oft repeated command to "touch grass" in itself illustrates a great disconnect from the tru wholesomeness of the offline world. unless you meant a kind of wild grass, a lovely tassel cord rush or even the humble rattlesnake grass. but we know that's not what they mean. to the chronically online, grass = lawn and nothing more. and a lawn is an abomination on par with the worst brainworms big online has to offer. touching a lawn will not help you. You've got to go injure yourself on some swordgrass for god's sake

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Apparently, Aaron Fullerton's tweet wasn't even satire. Trump supporters actually, literally think like that.

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