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The Bane

Magnus Bane

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Jason: Let me be the first to say you look amazin-

Piper: You're not the first, darling

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Alec: is literally the thirstiest fucking mf on the planet. Rips his bf’s clothes apart when they started dating, fucked him while he was literally turning into a demon, had sex in a church.

Magnus:

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Magnus: My father is the demon of lust and desire

Catarina: Well that sadly explains your love life-

Ragnor: His love life?? What about him??

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Izzy: How do I look?

Clary: Like you go to Euphoria High

Izzy: Perfect!

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Poseidon: Son, I assure you that there are plenty of fish in the sea

Poseidon: All you need is a looong fishing rod-

Percy:

Percy: I have chosen to interpret this in the most inappropriate way possible-

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Magnus Bane is literally "don't slut shame me" personified- And I love it.

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I luv this sm

The heroes [tm]

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So.e art since i been mia

The gangs back

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Magnus after spending too much time with Jem after he comes back

Magnus: I, Magnus Bane, take you, Alec Lightworm--

Alec:

Isabelle:

Jace:

Clary:

Simon:

Tessa:

Jem:

Will, in heaven, screaming: WOO YOU GO JEM LIGHTWORMS FOREVER

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Sksjskjsjsj jaceeeee

Alec, to Magnus: Look, I don't care how many people you've been with.

Jace, mumbling to self: Seventeen thousand.

Alec: Shut up, Jace!

Magnus, to Alec: -and I don't care how many people you haven't been with.

Jace: That would be all of them.

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Alec: You spent $68 on hair conditioner?

Magnus: Small price to pay for self-esteem.

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Alec: It's 81 degrees today! Don't you regret wearing that blazer now?

Magnus, in a stunningly tailored, emerald green suit, visibly perspiring: The highly fashionable have little to regret.

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Alec: I hate touching people.

Alec: The only physical contact I take joy in is combat and training.

Izzy: You and Magnus are literally holding hands right now.

Alec: That’s something completely different.

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Alec: Something’s wrong with me, every time I’m near Magnus my stomach twists, and my chest gets all fluttery. Clearly this vessel is faulty.

Izzy: No, those are feelings.

Alec: They’re distracting, make them stop

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The scene they forgot😭