that--elf

[that--elf]

Apparently you can send potatoes through the USPS without a box?? You just slap a label on it and away it goes

[that--elf]

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

[that--elf]

[that--elf]

Apple trend but make it sad and ineffable

[that--elf]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[that--elf]

This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

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The fact that Crowley pulls Aziraphale with all his might because HE IS AFRAID that he will push him away hurts my heart.

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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

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no one chained me up tonight so there will be casualties

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I am ILL. Like crying hard enough I feel SICK. I just watched the end of Good Omens finally and I literally shrieked out loud

WHY. JUST WHY. WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY. ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOW ME THE DEFINITION OF PAINNNN

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Loki did nothing wrong. Loki and his family did not deserve such mistreatment. Odin has also done shady shit and not been so honest sometimes and yet his rep is untouched. It's not fair. Loki as a devotee just know that I love you and I will always choose you over all the others. If they hate you then I hate them too.

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u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when they’re drinking the beer

[that--elf]

Honestly you cant trust the guys who write Loki or any god who's family has been tortured that paints them in a bad light while the ones who did the actions have a clean perfect image in everyone's eyes. Makes no sense.

[that--elf]

The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?

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I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

[that--elf]

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never