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It was cold, that winter up in Russia. 

They had us surrounded, so we had to hide

in the warshak

*sneaks under fedora*

We’ve got the following: Fourth Doctor Harley Quinn Barnacle Boy (there was a Mermaid Man, but I couldn’t find him) Warshak Nick Fury And a Cat Women God I love Spirit Week

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Trans people do exist, and they are lovely and all, but this is just really silly. It's basic english, it's hoe the language works. This is basically like saying the Oxford Dictionary is abusing you.

And for god's sake, vaginas are usually on females and penises on males. It's not transphobia, it's the basic concept of gender distinction we learn as children. It's the basis of how humans eventually learn how to have babies, not young-age oppression.

Not everything anyone says is abusive to someone.

GENDER. AND. GENITALS. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME. THING.

NOT ALL LESBIAN COUPLES INVOLVE TWO VAGINAS.

NOT ALL GAY COUPLES INVOLVE TWO PENISES.

NOT ALL HETEROSEXUAL COUPLES INVOLVE A PENIS AND A VAGINA.

TRANS*. PEOPLE. EXIST.

AND IF YOU INSIST THAT VAGINAS ARE SYNONYMOUS WITH FEMALENESS AND PENISES ARE SYNONYMOUS WITH MALENESS THEN YOU ARE CISSEXIST AND PROBABLY TRANSPHOBIC, SORRY TO INFORM YOU.

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"Can I have my oscar now."

I’m back and butter than ever.

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You broke Schnitzel's heart.

"I need to find a more suitable mate… I wonder what Caramel’s up to?"

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She's not an angel by any chance, is she?

Because you know...

Angels lie.

There are lots of drips of red wax around my kitchen I’m confused.

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Baby, you have no idea how hipster I am

*summons iBigbang, killing everything*

... Oh, so THIS is what NASA discovered.

Uh guys..?

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Ugh, so mainstream

I prefer the age when the earth was still forming

*holds out iSulfur*

Uh guys..?

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... This is going to lead to an awkward conversation.

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I hate my family.

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Whoa hey it's just restoring factory settings have you never done that before jesus what kind of ipod do you own

Uh guys..?

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Well hey, the economy and global warming aren't a problem any more.

Uh guys..?

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They found the Earth's 'Restore to factory settings' button.

Uh guys..?

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NEVER WRONG

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I am

never wrong

ever

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It's pigeonian

Stop being wrong

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Read the bios, you lazy butt.

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what the fuck

like seriously, that was owl

you're not even trying

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