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airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot 

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when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

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op of the suggestive grinch x cat in the hat art also has drawn pennywise ahegao

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tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

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when did the Japanese start eating eggs? a long たまご.

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Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

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do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

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When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

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this is worded like he dressed up like that to satisfy kojima’s soldier kink

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Hot Rod(2007) dir. Akiva Schaffer

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april 2017, november 2017, june 2018 🍑

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recognize

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If I can bring happiness to people all around the world, then I will try my best to do so.

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New Ant-Man and the Wasp poster

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oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch