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Lilia, talking to the Coven: Don’t add to the population, don’t subtract from the population,. Don’t drink if you’re under a spell, and don’t drive if you’re drunk. Stay out of the morgue, the Road, and in this reality. Lilia: And don't fuck around with death. Literally or not. Agatha, whispering: Well there go my plans for the night Billy, concerned: Which part? Agatha: All of it

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

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I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way but Europe is kinda like a miniature America. All the landscapes and trees and stuff are SMALL, they're little versions of the stuff we got going on over here. Even your big things, like the alps, are so cute. You could put a fun roller coaster up there and make it a little ride for the kids.

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wait i just realised something REALLY funny

cleo, pearl, and scott's spawn points are all at the same bed. in the basement.

impulse's spawn point isn't. impulse's spawn point is in the bed upstairs.

so you're telling me the canonical ggggs sleeping setup was:

that's SO fucking funny oh my god ic ant breathe

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

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still so charmed by the way rose tyler is so unapologetically lower class without the narrative like. consistently telling you that. it’s all stuff you see between her flat and her bottle blonde hair with roots poking through and and her clumpy mascara and her clothes that don’t fit quite right and her passion for looking out for the underdog. it’s just so refreshing to have the protagonist of a show not be so squeaky clean and polished or a complete antihero but just some completely normal girl shaped by the way she grew up

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w hen the girls teh red when girls red when the red girls wh te [rolls down a hill and dies]

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Wake up babe, new solar system just dropped

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Little known fact about me is I’m poly, and like I’m in a loving relationship, but like the hurt I feel when the person I like falls for someone else? The worst I’ve ever felt.

And I realized I don’t fully accept myself, but I’m working on it cause I’m stuck with me. No one else is

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False: New Christmas idea—hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever's under it. Pearl: MISTLEFOE! Gem, excited: Somebody's halls are getting DECKED!

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love loses I guess

[Lyrics are from I Bet on Losing Dogs by Mitski]