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Oh sunk-cost fallacy, we're really in it now. We are in fact so really in it that if we quit now then everything we did would have all been for nothing and so we have to keep going in
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Found mac and cheese ice cream on clearance. Imagine being so unenlightened as to turn that down.
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"Where did the pancakes come from?"
Either your freezer opened an interdimensional rift into pancake land or the store. You decide.
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Despite my previous comment, I'm well stocked in arm terminus appendages. I'll keep your offer in mind, should the situation ever change though.
Perhaps my experience is a bit different. I've lost a fair number of hands to humanity's arguably most beloved memers.
Fishy treats do seem a solid substitute in a pinch though.
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Perhaps my experience is a bit different. I've lost a fair number of hands to humanity's arguably most beloved memers.
Fishy treats do seem a solid substitute in a pinch though.
I would argue that to be statistically unlikely, knowing what I know about cats and hand, but this is Tumblr. It's the Spiders Georg of websites.
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I would argue that to be statistically unlikely, knowing what I know about cats and hand, but this is Tumblr. It's the Spiders Georg of websites.
thanks tumblr you eat my posts more than my cat eats my hands
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really love using the word "shrapnel" or "debris" for totally innocuous clutter or messes of harmlessly mundane origin. having a little treat in the kitchen and leaving cookie debris on the counter. sewing some doll clothes and leaving fabric shrapnel in the studio
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Hmm. The more I think about it, the more fascinating it is.
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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" fuck if I know what I'm doing to him but he's barking now
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