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✩ Welcome to Kid Fortress ✩

An agere & syskid discord server ⁀✩

We are a small and welcoming plural-owned server for all regressors, dreamers, syskids, and foreverkids. We are inclusive of endogenic and tulpa systems, those who regress to tween or teen years, involuntary regressors, and others who feel unwelcome or out of place in the agere community

We have a lot to offer, including…

✧ Secure joining system and active staff

✧ Information and question channels for those new to the community

✧ Designated sections for different regressed/internal ages

✧ Pet section for pet regressors/dreamers and nonhuman headmates

✧ Minimalistic star aesthetic and fortress theme

✧ A second general chat with slow mode enabled

✧ Queer and alterhuman inclusive space

✧ Disability inclusion and accessibility! Including accessibility pings, nonverbal/nonscribble emotes, and more

✧ Activities and events! Including qotd, picrew links, this or that, and vc events

…and more!

We hope to see you soon! ⁀✩

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what's that thing ppl do with their comfort characters and this format

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:3

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OKOK I NEED TO MAKE THIS POST B4 I FORGET-

Basically I had a dream last night where I moved into an old, decrepit apartments, and I found a small, brown, rolly-polly, sad-looking 2-month-old puppy in a capture cage. I decided he was my son, but my mother forced me to take him to the animal shelter. THEN, I had to fight the shelter in a court case for custody of my son (the puppy) I also named the puppy Bozo. I ended up waking up before I won the court case, and for some reason my brain decided that I lost, so I cried in my bed for ten minutes because I might never see my son again.

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Are you constantly wanting to do A Thing but never know how to do The Thing?

Does figuring out where to start a task and knowing what steps need to be taken to complete the task stress you out?

Lemme introduce you to...

goblin.tools

For example, you want to clean your oven.

You simply go to the website and in the "Add new item" box, you type "clean the oven". You can then also use the lil chillies next to the plus to change the level of breaking-down you'd like. Next, hit the magic wand-looking button to break it down!

You can check off items as you go, and further break things down if desired!

It works on large tasks such as planning a cross-country trip, writing a book or going on vacation and smaller tasks such as cleaning an oven.

There's also tools for task time estimation, meal-prep that takes into account dietary constraints, equipment and such, and a braindump compiler.

It's available as an IOS/Android app for less than a dollar, or a free web app. I can't hype this up enough, the developers deserve so much love for this.

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You’re legally obligated to like/reblog this if any of the following apply:

- you’re queer and have acid reflux

- you’re transmasc and wanna bounce up and down on girlcock, be bred by her and have every hole filled with her dick

- you’re against the Catholic Church

- you’re transmasc and wanna sit on a girls lap, casually sucking on her titties while you feel her cock get hard beneath you

- hate JK Rowling

- you’re transmasc and wanna take a transfemme on a car ride to a nice mountain overlook before you fuck her on the back seat with your biggest strapon

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fuck him with his vape, call that blowing smoke up his ass

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😈😡 my gender his EVIL and RAGE GRRAAHHHRRRKRJDHGD

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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can we as a society make puppetry cool again. like lets make it trendy. Mainstream. more people should get into doing it and more people should appreciate it. puppetry requires craftsmanship and charisma and physical acting and vocal performance!! you can’t get that from ai. it has a charm to it that neither 2D nor cg animation has. Have you ever watched a puppetry performance and realized you were genuinely convinced that the puppet was getting into bed or eating something or giving a hug that you wholly forgot there was some guy’s arm in there.

isn’t it lovely. to make a funny little guy to tell stories with. is that not so human of us. it’s such a lovely art form. I love you puppets I love you muppets I love you marionettes I love you handmade sock puppets I love you paper bags with googley eyes I love you armatures I love you I love you I love you!!!!!

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im honestly really sick of people acting like trans men are basically the same as cis men. u really think trans men have societal power and are an oppressive class over trans and cis women?? u think we have male privilege just because we’re trans men?? yeah. definitely a thing. if we pass we automatically adopt all the privileges and power of a cis man forever and always. thats definitely the reality we live in.

trans men do not hold privilege over cis or trans women for being men. we have to fight daily for even a scrap of respect. passing and closeted people only experience privilege if they stay closeted.

like come the fuck on– society doesnt give a shit if we’re men– they see us as other. trans men, trans women, nonbinary people: we are all other. none of us are more accepted than the other. we are all “degenerates” in their eyes. sure, theres specific ways we might be treated, but the bottom line is: we’re gross we’re unnatural we’re dangerous we’re unwelcome. thats it.

it’s not misogynistic to say trans men face struggles because we are men who are trans. it’s not leaving out transfems, it’s not disregarding their experiences– it actually may include them! point is, acting like trans men have societal power is really fucking stupid. its shitty and only erases our experiences.

infighting helps no one but the oppressors.

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hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

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Trans guy in media or webcomic: K...Kyaa..! I cant l-let them know i have.......a............cookie.....KYAAA >.< MY CIS BOY CRUSH WILL LAUGH ME OUT OF SCHOOL!! ..A-AND MY EMBARASSED HORMONES...!!

Trans guy irl,smoking a cigar: EY BAWSS. WANNA KNO SOMETHIN FUNNY??

Trans guy irl 2,wearing those knuckle spike things: YEAWH TONEY??

Trans guy irl ,beating the shit out of a guy: WESE BOTH GOT VAGINAS!!

Trans guy irl and Trans guy irl 2 ,beating the shit out of a guy: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

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UPDATE: THEYVE NOW MADE IT SO THAT YOU HAVE TO VERIFY UR EMAIL TO CONTACT THEM BAHAHAHAAGSHSG-

if you go to defendkidstx dot com they have a place to report drag shows an you don’t have to verify the email. It’d be a shame if people flooded it with bullshit! definitely don’t do that.