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Never kill yourself
Will Wood announces new tour, possibly new album
Tomadachi life two is coming out next year
Tally Hall reunion closer than ever
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“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic
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Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists
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I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.
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Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between
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if Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink has 1,000,000 fans, i'm one of them
if Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink has 1,000 fans, i'm one of them
if Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink has 10 fans, I'm one of them
if Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink has 1 fan, that's me
if Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink has no fans, I'm dead, but i'll teLL YOU WHAT I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE, I'M MORE AFRAID OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN FIRST
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Worked so hard on these lads. All the characters were randomly assigned by friends and don’t fit at all.
#south park#homestuck#this is horrible#eric cartman#karkat vantas#kenny mccormick#sollux captor#kyle broflovski#nepeta leijon#stan marsh#eridan ampora
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how is it mario day and no one posted the essay
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