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I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat
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FLUFFY SPIDERS ON LEASHES
glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them
edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.
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linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister
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trump wins the election. him and elon musk, in celebration, go on a nice rocket trip sometime in december. musk puts it together too rushed, too sloppy, because he wants trumps approval, and trump wants it done fast. the launch is glorious. as the rocket reaches the upper atmosphere, the two go weightless for one moment, looking down at the world that they are the kings of, meeting eachothers eyes with a smile and then the rocket fucking explodes and its proven to be because trump and musk both pushed for there to be fireworks in the rocket that they could shoot off in space. shards of the rocket rain down around america and become a popular collectors item. the bodies are never found.
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i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny
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With Trump looking on track to win, I just want to give some hope for people right now.
The Senate is Republican, but two years in the future a third of the Senate will be reelected, meaning Trump has at most 2 years to work with an agreeable Senate
Whether or not Trump goes through with project 2025 or not, this will most definitely be our last term with him
If he doesn't do what he promised, his voter base will get mad they didn't get what they voted for
If he does do what he promised, his voter base will get mad when they realise tariffs=higher costs and when their taxes don't decrease
People WILL protest in their states and nationally and either a) Trump listens or b) Trump ignores it and people become more disillusioned with him
There is no way Trump will do something that can't be reversible or managed by the later President
If Trump supporters do become disillusioned, we could see a blue midterm
1/2 of Congress is needed to pass a bill
Just take a breath. It isn't going to be great, but we can and will survive.
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queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you
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hello everyone, hope you enjoy this lab mouse adaptation of Frankenstein; I am completely exhausted
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