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Greetings, denizens of tumblr! This is the first post of the sideblog I've made for my Hazbin Hotel rewrite, aka the Paradise Fallen AU!
I'm gonna be completely transparent - I am, admittedly, a hater. A Hazbin Hotel hater (scandalous, I know). However, I believe it does have the potential to be an interesting, compelling story, if only it was written well. This AU, which is a complete canon rewrite, is partially an attempt to remedy that, but mostly an opportunity for me to have fun telling a story I dislike the way I might have written it. Because this is a rewrite, there will likely be lots of canon deviations. If you don't like this, please just don't interact! If you send me senseless hate you will be blocked, because honestly that's dumb and immature. Also, Hazbin Hotel is not for kids, so this blog is also not for kids under 13. This AU covers serious topics including death, murder, cults and religious themes/imagery - if these might trigger you please proceed with caution!
This rewrite has become something of a passion project of mine (I blame the autism). If you've read this far and you're interested, I hope you'll enjoy and support this silly project of mine! I can't wait to share what I'm cooking up :3
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“Do me a favor, die for me.” Sounds like something out of a dark romance movie or novel but no it’s actually something Minecraft YouTuber ZombieCleo said to LDshadowlady as they burned down her fairy fort
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im distraught by the fact Murder Drones is ending, so to make me (and possibly you) feel better, here are:
Some Random MD Character Head Cannons!
Most of these are goofy silly and aren’t really that important, but I wanted to share them anyways :3
  *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
Uzi 🦇
- uses she/they pronouns but is fine with being referred to with other pronoun sets. however, they don’t like to be referred to as it/it’s since this set was used in a derogatory way towards her when they were younger (still sometimes is)
- has autism + ADHD but is not accommodated for it in school
- her guilty pleasure anime is Ouran High School Hostclub (kiss kiss fall in love!)
- had a My Little Pony phase when they were younger and even made a pony sona. When she’s tired and can’t sleep, she puts on their favourite mlp episodes and listens to them while they fall asleep
- is a Warrior Cats kid
- listens to hyper-pop and scene music along with their usual rock, goth, scream-o and night core songs
- is a passionate artist but has kept her sketch books and digital drawings hidden from others ever since they were mocked for drawing “cringey stuff” in elementary school. They still draw when she has free time and she has become more comfortable sharing their art work again (though mostly only with N)
- has multiple fursonas
- also has a crap tone of ocs with super traumatic backstories
- loves to watch crappy horror movies because she laughs at the dumb choices the stupid human protagonists make. however if N is ever over for a sleepover, she’ll refrain from suggesting any scary movies since they know he doesn’t like horror
- they were picked on for having a unconventional name at a young age, but when she found out it was the name of a firearm, she began to believe she had the coolest name out of all of their peers
- knows all of the FNAF game and book lore and will talk about it if given the chance to
- wants tattoos and piercings but thinks they would look weird or bad on her since they’re a robot. to compensate, they occasionally will put super cool stickers she finds on her plating
- has extensive knowledge on Pokémon types weaknesses and strengths
- writes and reads fanfic
- after Nori passed, young Uzi would try to talk to Khan about mechanical engineering just so he would pay attention to them
- Uzi and Thad were decent friends in kindergarten and elementary school, however they grew apart due to their differing personalities and social groups as they got older. Uzi believes that Thad did this on purpose to preserve his popularity. Thad is not aware of this belief.
- already had intrusive thoughts before the Solver was activated, but they became more aggressive and disturbing after it awoke
- despite enjoying getting work done in silence or listening to music, they find that she works better when N is nearby talking about anything. it’s like a comforting white noise
- has a bad habit of challenging V to anything and everything. this is simply because they know V won’t back out, guaranteeing a fun yet quite spiteful competition for the two
N 🐶
- mainly uses he/him pronouns but is open to multiple pronoun sets
- has ADHD and social anxiety
- whenever he hears classical music, his anxiety spikes a bit as it reminds him of his time in the Elliot Manor
- knows how to slow dance but isn’t very good at it
- before Tessa repaired him, N was originally discarded due to his lack of boundaries with humans (aka, speaking casually to them/out of turn), and his clumsiness
- is the fastest of the DD trio
- he doesn’t really enjoy anime as much as Uzi does but he really likes western cartoons like Adventure Time, The Owl House, Craig of the Creek, etc.
- very much dislikes horror in any form (have it be in a movie, video game, book, etc)
- likes to watch nature documentaries, however he skips the bits when an animal dies or is hurt because he feels bad for them
- doesn’t enjoy loud noises or shouting, however he makes an exception for Uzi and V when they yell out in excitement
- knows an ungodly amount of information regarding dogs, wolves or just canines in general. he will start talking about them if ever given the chance
- he doesn’t always understand some things Uzi talks about but he listens anyways since he enjoys her voice and company
- brings V out to social gatherings in the bunker in an effort to get her more aquatinted with the colony and make the workers feel more comfortable around her. However his efforts are in vein since by the end of the party, V is standing against a wall gabbing with Lizzy and every other drone is avoiding her
- N has tried to learn about football so he could play with Thad and his team, but he didn’t understand the rules in the slightest and worried about tackling Worker Drones and potentially hurting them
- when him and Uzi first had a sleepover, he wandered around her room and asked about all the trinkets, plushies, books and posters they had
- draws whenever he gets the chance and gifts his doodles to his friends
- isn’t very good at fighting games, but loves playing games like Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing and Spiritfarer
- whenever at sleepovers, N tries to get everyone (usually Uzi, V, Lizzy, and Thad) to play Just Dance or do karaoke of Disney songs
- vocal stims words he thinks sound interesting
- he often feels as though he speaks too much, so he usually apologizes when talking about something he likes or just knows a lot about. Uzi and him have actually developed a thing where if he feels like he’s been talking for too long, he will give her a thumbs up to which she will respond with two thumbs up, letting him know that he’s good to keep talking and doesn’t need to apologize
- really wants to find out where all the immortal dogs had been put so he can go visit them
V 🦊
- uses she/her pronouns but she is okay with they/them pronouns too
- has generalized anxiety disorder
- when she was a worker in the Elliot Manor, she kept quiet to avoid upsetting or disturbing any of the humans around her. even when spoken to, she would speak as little as possible
- before Tessa repaired her, V was originally discarded due to her poor vision and skittishness around humans
- always found her maid uniform to be stuffy, irritating, and incredibly hard to move in, hence why now she doesn’t wear pants or anything constricting
- remembers the entirety of her Solver transformation but isn’t able to remember much of her time being possessed by the Solver
- she is physically the strongest of the DD trio
- whenever she is introduced to someone new (have that be through N or Lizzy), her first response is to try and intimidate them by saying unsettling things or bringing out some of her weapons. this is her way of judging the individuals character and helps her decide if she actually wants to be around them or not. due to this way of introduction, her friend circle is very small and many workers avoid her as much as possible
- tries to avoid affection or comfort from others as much as possible since she doesn’t know how to physically or emotionally react to it
- also try’s to avoid comforting others since she doesn’t believe she’s very good at it (she’s not good at it but she’s learning lol)
- thanks to Uzi, V now likes to listen to J-Pop and vocaloid
- whenever she is genuinely complimented she sputters a bit but will quickly respond with something along the lines of “i already knew that” or “and it took you this long to notice?”
- V is still unsettled by Uzis wings and tail as it is a continuous reminder of her own transformation. she’s become a lot more used to them being present but they still cause her to twitch uncomfortably
- doesn’t enjoy parties or sleepovers but if N, Lizzy or Uzi invite her to one, she has a bit of difficulty saying an honest no. she’ll suffer through the social interaction to make the few people she cares about tolerates happy
- unlike N and Uzi, she enjoys hunting for her oil and feels embarrassed when it is given to her in a canister. in private, she will go out and hunt for a bot or two from a different colony, however she doesn’t torture her prey like she used to
- V will occasionally put on her prom dress and strut around in it because it makes her feel good
- she isn’t very good at video games, but if challenged to a fighting game, she can’t say no
J 🐯
- uses she/her pronouns (trans women btw)
- experiences imposter syndrome quite frequently and when this happens, she will become more strict with her peers in hopes that the overcompensation will cause others to not question her authority or ability. This applies to both her time in the Elliot Manor and her time being the DD trio leader
- acted as Tessa’s main assistant at the manor, helping her keep on schedule and debriefing her on the days tasks. despite her attempts to keep Tessa on track, J found both herself and her human companion getting sucked into whatever nonsense Tessa wanted to do
- before Tessa repaired her, J had been originally discarded due to her unwelcoming attitude and overly strict demeanour
- J likes to draw but she doesn’t/didn’t often have the free time to sit down and doodle
- has the most difficulty remembering what happened at Elliot Manor since she is the most in line with her original programming
- is the main strategist of the DD trio
- would practice her monologues when she flew alone and would try them out on unsuspecting prey
- pitched the idea of keeping count of kills to V, which created a not so friendly competition between the two. N attempted to join but would forget to track how many kills he got during each hunt
- once on Copper-9, she found herself getting homesick fairly often. despite her workaholic tendencies, she misses the days of goofing off with Tessa
- J has a large skill set when it comes to her arsenal. V prefers her claws and blades while N prefers his blades and guns, but she doesn’t prefer one weapon over the other(s) because she is well versed in using all of them
That’s all for now!
       ・:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
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i don’t think he clicked through
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gofundme scammers
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DO NOT REPLY TO THOSE GO FUND ME ASKS
DO NOT ANSWER ANY GO FUND ME PARAGRAPH ASK, BLOCK AND DELETE THE ASK
DO NOT THINK YOU ARE SPREADING AWARENESS
THESE PEOPLE ARE SCAMMERS, THEY ARE NOT IN GAZA, THEY ARE NOT HOMELESS, THEY ARE NOT STARVING.
THEY HAVE TUMBLR… 😭 IF THEY WERE STARVING, HOMELESS & IN EXTREME POVERTY THEY WOULDN’T HAVE ACCESS TO SOCIAL MEDIA
PLEASE DON’T BE SCAMMED!
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REBLOG FOR AWARENESS AGAINST SCAMMERS!
THEY ARE FAKE!
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btw guys I'm rewriting murder drones 😋
its going to be sort of the same story but with more filler episodes, character development, etc etc.
I think the show really went way to fast for anything to make sense, so I'm adding more episodes and less exposition. So far episodes 1 & 2 are planned, and hopefully I'll write it all into a fic at some point!
Doodles and info coming soon, feel free to ask questions! <3
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OFC POOKIE >o< this is going to be a personal project but if anything comes up that I need help with I’ll lyk 😉
btw guys I'm rewriting murder drones 😋
its going to be sort of the same story but with more filler episodes, character development, etc etc.
I think the show really went way to fast for anything to make sense, so I'm adding more episodes and less exposition. So far episodes 1 & 2 are planned, and hopefully I'll write it all into a fic at some point!
Doodles and info coming soon, feel free to ask questions! <3
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she’s so full of planet
sketch because it was cute ⬇️
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Thank you murder drones for reminding me that I still like the same things as I did when I was 13
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the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End acting like an entitled toddler is the funniest thing
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I AM OBSESSED WITH JESSA
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btw guys I'm rewriting murder drones 😋
its going to be sort of the same story but with more filler episodes, character development, etc etc.
I think the show really went way to fast for anything to make sense, so I'm adding more episodes and less exposition. So far episodes 1 & 2 are planned, and hopefully I'll write it all into a fic at some point!
Doodles and info coming soon, feel free to ask questions! <3
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V!
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realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG
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CRYING
god im already brimming with ideas have mercy on me brain
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if people are interested i may expand more on this sometime
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