th3-c0rps3-r0gu3
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 2 days ago
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I read too much...
@azaleavolkova, @nevaeh-daughterofvalcarol, @thecrazyalchemist,
Let’s play a game
Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.
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My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)
Your turn!
@bookmovietvworm
@myfairkatiecat
@i-am-a-fish
@valtsv
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 3 days ago
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Natasha: do you think British people judge others by their accent?
Y/n: I judge others way before they open their mouth.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 3 days ago
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Y/n: "shark infested waters" oh mean like their home?
Natasha: detka I came to the beach to relax. Now shut the fuck up.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 3 days ago
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Natasha: y/n doesn't overthink that much.
Y/n: do you ever kill a bug then wonder if it's mother is waiting for it to come home but it dead.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 3 days ago
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Y/n: it's not Sunday unless you completely waste it then mope around 8pm.
Natasha: hey detka I was wondering if you would like to shut the fuck up.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 3 days ago
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i am gay and tired, reblog this if you are also gay and tired
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 3 days ago
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Y/n: how come in movies Santa never goes next door after he's done. He just gets back in his sleigh and fucks off twenty miles east.
Natasha: detka go the fuck to sleep it's 3AM!!
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 5 days ago
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*y/n and Natasha texting*
Y/n: *sends a voicemail*
Natasha: I'm on a mission rn I'll listen to it later. Is it important?
y/n: no not really. Your good.
*after Natasha's mission*
Natasha: listens to voicemail.
Y/n: THERE'S A FIRE!
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 6 days ago
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Th4t_l1v1ng_Scrupul0us
Reblog and write the opposite of your URL
thatwasnotveryravenofyou → itisextremelypigeonofthem
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 6 days ago
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Natasha: of course I don't play favourites among the Avengers.
Natasha: I love all the not-y/n's equally.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 6 days ago
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Knights honour
Knight Natasha X fem peasant reader
Warnings: swearing. There is a make out scene that I would consider heavy but knowing you smut readers it may be on the lower level. Idk. Natasha pining for a woman she can't have. Natasha pining for a different woman than y/n. Y/n is a bit neive. Shitty Princess
A/n: sorry this has such a late release I originally wrote it at 3 am and then came back realised it was shit and rewrote it. Chapter five of arranged marriage is nearly done just editing it. Now buckle up cos we got some Cinderella shit to get through.
Natasha thoughts
Y/n thoughts
Natasha speech
Y/n speech
Princess speech (not that she matters)
Natasha had been a knight for five years. She'd been training to be a knight for as long as she could remember. Natasha was brought up around the princess. Mainly so Natasha wouldn't hate the princess when she inevitably received the throne. But it was clear that Natasha was born to be a knight. Not because of the training or because that's all she knew. But because she was a natural even as a child.
Natasha's reputation exceeded her. Kingdoms knew of her loyalty and dedication to the now Queen. And none of it was false either. Natasha was a natural with a sword. To the point she trained with both hands just to give herself a challenge. Not that that lasted long. But nevertheless it worked out. No assassin had made it to the queen when Natasha was in the job. To the point where Natasha was assigned to be the princesses personal knight. Though Natasha had suspicions that was always the goal due to the whole childhood spent together bit.
And Natasha loved her job. She loved the sword fights and training. She loved walking the cobbled streets of the palace gardens when the princess went for walks. Though not for the garden. Natasha's feelings for the princess weren't obvious but they were there. They were there when Natasha went out of her way to give the princess flowers every morning. They were there when Natasha used up all her spare time with the princess. Even when she didn't have to.
But when the princess finally introduced her boyfriend Natasha was... Devastated to say the least. She had thought it was obvious that she was interested in the princess. But then again Natasha knew the princess would always have to marry a man. She had hoped... Natasha didn't know what she had hoped. She wasn't in the mood to hope anymore. All Natasha knew was the princess. So when she was out of reach Natasha was.. lost.
Natasha pov
"damn it. I let my emotions get the better of me again. Get a grip Natasha. You knew this was coming. She's a princess. She wouldn't love you."
I silently cursed myself out as i walk along the streets of the town square. Bards played by the fountain. People seeking wares and goods were surrounding me. Just my luck to go for a walk on market day.
"damn it Natasha. You can't even get the dates right. This is why she doesn't love you."
I keep up the self deprecating thoughts. They didn't help but I need to yell at someone and I didn't know anyone other than the princess. And I was not going to yell at royalty. I hold my head up as I glance around the market. It is busy today. Not unusual but not normal either. That's until I spot a crowd around a voice selling breads and pastries.
"what's up over here. There's nothing that exciting about bread. It's literally just wheat."
I think to myself as I walk over. Pushing through the crowd only to stop dead in my tracks. I nearly choke as I see her. She's absolutely gorgeous. A woman in an apron with a messy bun and y/h/c and clear bright y/e/c. I never thought I'd see a woman more beautiful than the princess. But apparently I'm very very wrong. I catch the woman's eyes for a moment and she smiles at me. And gods that smile. If I could I would capture it and put it in a painting for me to see every day. I understand the crowd now.
"get a grip Natasha you can't drool all over the first pretty woman you see just because you got heartbroken."
I snap out of my trance and swiftly move away. Going as far as I can. Eventually I find a hidden alley where I shouldn't be disturbed and I lean against it to catch my breath and comprehend what I saw. She was magnificent. A masterpiece. No painter in the world could capture her beauty in its proper form. Why am I so frazzled by this woman. I don't even know her. I bury my hands in my face. I need a better grip on my emotions if that's how I react to every woman I see now.
Y/n pov
"I wonder why she's in such a hurry? Perhaps she forgot something or is sick.. should I check on her?"
I wonder to myself as I watch the red head flee my stall. She went red in the face and suddenly bolted. Perhaps she is ill. I frown slightly as I watch her go. Was it me? All I did was smile. I turn my attention back to my current customers. I can't linger on a fleeing sick woman. But I feel bad nevertheless.
It's cleared up by my stall. My sister has come to take over.
"I should check in on that woman from before. If she is sick she may need help."
I think to myself as I walk through the crowded market. Things have been busy this year. A good thing but it means we are running out of supplies. Mama will have to find more suppliers. I wander the cobbled streets for a bit. Looking at stalls and sellers. A lot of fake jewellery being sold this year. A ball is coming I'm pretty sure. Open to all.
"how nice of the royal family. It's been a while since I've dressed up."
I think as I pass by another jewellery stall. Eventually I see her. The woman who ran red in the face. She seems ok now. Was it me? I hope not. I walk over and gently tap the woman's shoulder. Waiting for her to turn and face me before speaking.
"hey are you ok? You ran from my stall rather red in the face. I just wanted to check you aren't sick."
I ask the woman calmly. I smile gently at her just in case she gets frightened that I sought her out. I hope I don't come across as a creep.
Natasha pov
I feel a tap on my shoulder suddenly. Not something I'm used to. I turn around and there stands the woman from before. A light smile on her lips and a gentle expression. I think I may die. Especially as she speaks. Her voice is as sweet as honey and as smooth as the finest silks.
"oh you've gone red again. Are you ok!?"
The woman asks yet again as she steps back. Grabbing a handkerchief and handing it to me. I pause realising I must have blushed. Then again who wouldn't. I can see men staring at her. Yet the woman either doesn't notice or doesn't care. I pause before hesitantly responding.
"it's ok. I go red in the face sometimes. It's... A medical condition. Nothing is wrong."
I respond carefully. The woman doesn't seem to know what blush is. Then again she doesn't seem to know a lot of things. Or she's just concerned. I can see a bit of relief on the woman's face as I reassure her. I feel a bit bad for lying but seeing the woman less worried makes me feel better.
"well that's a relief. I thought it was me or something."
The woman chuckles. And once again I'm gobsmacked. If I thought her smile was beautiful her laugh is heavenly. If I could I would bottle up the sound and get drunk on it every damn night. Then the woman smiles again and turns to leave. I don't want her to. I want her to stay and talk to me. But I have no reason to want this.
"wait. There's a ball upcoming for everyone. Go with me?"
Perhaps it was pure determination to see her again or pure stupidity that made me ask the woman this question. Fuck I don't even know her name. I don't care. I have - no need to see this woman again. She turns to me and tilts her head in a curious manner. I may swoon right here and now. She then smiles with a glint in her eyes and now I am swooning.
"sure. I'm y/n. I'll be near the food court."
The woman responds. Not even asking my name before she leaves. Vanishing into the crowd. Y/m was her name.
"I will hold the name close and dear to me. Even if this goes nowhere."
I think to myself. I turn and return to the castle. I have plans to make and a princess to guard. Realising this now I have come to the conclusion that for the first time in my life I wasn't thinking about the princess. But instead this mystery woman.
The night of the ball
Y/n pov
I stand near the food court eating whatever I can. None of it tastes as good as the stuff mama makes. But then again I have an acquired taste for her food.
"this is good. People everywhere, rich and poor. The royals are up in their pedestals as per normal. An enjoyable evening indeed."
I think to myself as I survey my surroundings. Though I am missing my partner. That woman from the market. Who I now know is Natasha romanoff. The princesses personal guard. Who knew she of all people would ask me out. Not that I'm not pretty. I am. I can tell by all the heads I turn as I walk through the streets. And then I see her. She's in a tux. A good one too. I can see her glancing around for me. And our eyes meet.
"hmm she finally spotted me. Took her a minute. I said I'd be by the food court."
I muse to myself as Natasha approaches. I smile as Natasha comes over. Her own smile is small but present. I never knew she could smile. It's... Nice. Suddenly I feel my own face pull Natasha's condition.
"you found me."
I tease gently. Munching on a quiche. These are brilliant. Still not as good as Mama's though. I'm still biased.
"the food court's placing was moved last minute."
Natasha responds. Gently leaning over me to grab an apple tart. But I don't focus on that. I'm focused on how this is a clear ploy to make me attracted to her. And be damned if it isn't working.
"oh? You work here to know?"
I ask. Still playing the innocent woman from the street. But Natasha just grins. If I wasn't attracted to her before I am now. Fuck is she hot.
"don't play dumb miss y/n. I know you're faking. I asked about you around the streets. Caught a few of your friends."
Natasha responds. Standing beside me. She's so close. I can feel her body heat. It's nice. Especially since I wore this stupidly cold dress. It looks thick but it's not.
"stalker."
I tease back rolling my eyes. I lean against Natasha. I can feel her stiffen before she relaxes and slips a hand around my waist. This feels nice.
"it's not stalking. It's.. doing a background check. I'm a knight. It's mandatory to know if who I'm seeing is trustworthy."
Natasha responds. I roll my eyes. Smiling as I look up at Natasha. She's about a foot taller than me. Yet she's the same age as me. Curious. Not that I care or it matters.
"don't be defensive I'm kidding."
I respond with a laugh. I glance at the dancers on the ball room floor. I am always jealous of how people can move like water. As if they don't truly belong on this plane and simply walk through it like mist.
Natasha pov
I can see y/n eyeing the dance floor. I pause before taking her hand and stepping out before her. Smiling sincerely this time. I bow before her and kiss y/n's knuckles.
"may I have this dance?"
I ask raising an eyebrow. I can see y/n mirroring the look and then huffing as she realises what I did. She chuckles and nods. I stand up and grasp her waist. Taking y/n out into the ball room floor to dance with the others.
As if I couldn't get more attracted to this woman she does this. Y/n is like a damn natural dancer. Moving smoother than some professionals I've seen at plays. I smile as I hold y/n. How on earth I managed to snag her I don't know. But I'm grateful. I am certainly spending more time with y/n.
I eventually glance up at the princess as the royal dance begins and the woman I crushed over for years steps into her boyfriend's arms. Yet I'm not mad or upset. My heart isn't aching. And as I glance back at y/n who is also watching the princess I realise I don't need the princess. Not when I already have one in my arms. I turn back to the royal dance. But as it goes on I realise the princess is staring at me. Me and y/n. She looks mad almost. Y/n frowns slightly.
"is she watching us?"
Y/n asks gently. Pulling herself into me. I frown slightly but nod slowly. This isn't normal. The princess never spared me a second glance like I did. Why is she upset about me with another woman.
"it seems like she is."
I respond under my breath. I hold y/n just a bit tighter until the dance finishes and me and y/n can continue our own dance
It's only a few moments later that I feel a tug on my arm and y/n tense up. I balance behind me and there is a furious princess. I frown and step away.
"I'll be back in a second y/n"
I speak to the woman I was just dancing with gently. The princess then silently grabs me and yanks me to the edge of the ball. She seems so angry.
"why is she so pissed. I did nothing wrong. Doesn't she have her own boyfriend to deal with?"
I think to myself as we both finally stop walking. I glance down at the princess about to speak before she interrupts me
"what are you doing dancing with some peasant!"
The princess snaps at me. I'm taken aback. Why would the princess be upset by that. She's never looked down on her subjects before. I step away from her.
"hey calm down. She's just my partner to the ball. There's nothing else."
I respond. Lying through my teeth. I definitely feel more. But I won't tell the princess that considering how much she seems to be upset at the prospect of me knowing any one other than her.
"does that matter! You shouldn't be with her at all! You're meant to love me!"
The princess snaps back again. I freeze. I'm... Meant to love her!? What cruel trick is this. Did the princess just want me to love her so she could have someone longing for her endlessly!?
"I'm sorry what!?"
I scowl stepping forward. I can't harm the princess. But gods do I want to. She can't make me love her. And right now I don't feel any love for the princess. And she knows it by the way her face has dropped and she's sputtering.
"forget it. Leave me alone."
I speak coldly as I return to y/n. Ignoring the small wait I hear the princess call out after me. I won't wait for someone who toyed with my emotions for years. Y/n seems concerned when I return but she doesn't ask questions which I'm grateful for. We continue our dance. The princess returns bitterly to her boyfriend and the night continues.
Y/n pov
It's been an hour since the dance. Natasha hasn't been in the best mood since the whole deal with the princess. And I honestly don't blame her. I don't know what happened but Natasha seems hurt.
"do you wanna talk about it?"
I ask gently as me and Natasha walk through the woods out the back of the castle. Natasha tenses but sighs and runs a hand through her fiery red locks. I want to do the same but now is not the time.
"she was toying with me for years. I crushed on her and she knew.. but just let me. Didn't tell me she was straight. Just let me believe I had a chance. Then she got a boyfriend and I was upset but still in love.. but now I found you and I'm moving in she's upset. She wanted me to keep longing for her so she could feel wanted."
Natasha speaks bitterly. I can understand why she's upset. No woman deserves to have her emotions played. And the princess did Natasha dirty. Trying to deny her happiness.
"she sounds entitled and a bit like an ass."
I respond smiling gently. Natasha cracks a small smile at that. A small one but it falls quickly. She sighs again. I should start counting how many times she does that.
"two sighs thus far."
"she is an entitled ass. I just didn't see it because I was blind."
Natasha responds. She looks away and I take her chin and make Natasha look at me. We have only known each other for a fleeting moment at the market. A small conversation after the market and this ball. I feel like Cinderella all of a sudden. But I get on my tip toes and I kiss Natasha.
Natasha is shocked at first. But she melts quickly and gods this is the best kiss I've ever had. Natasha bites my bottom lip demanding entrance and I give it immediately. Her tongue invades my mouth and before I know it I'm against a tree as Natasha fights against my corset. Her mouth attached to mine.
Natasha pov
I help y/n redress gently. Her hair is a mess. I love it. Her hand is in my own hair. I don't understand her fascination with it but I don't mind. I gently begin helping y/n out the woods and back towards the castle so we can catch a carriage back to the village. I'll take y/n home before going back to the palace.
"you signed sixteen times."
Y/n says softly. She's drowsy. So am I to be fair. We both need to bathe and be proper but the woods aren't a good place to do that.
"what?"
I respond chuckling slightly. Raising an eyebrow as I watch y/n lean against me. My arm around her waist. Her hand in my other.
"I decided to count how many times you sighed. And you sighed sixteen times."
Y/n responds smiling at me. I think I may like y/ns tired smile more than her normal one. She's too perfect It's insane.
"I would ask why but I think we are both too tired to question things."
I shoot back. Helping y/n into a carriage. I follow. Letting y/n pretty much fall asleep on-top of me. I smile as I watch her. Y/n drowsily gives the driver directions before promptly falling asleep. I smile and thread my fingers through her hair.
The ride is swift. Y/n lives almost in the heart of the town. Her home is attached to a bakery. I carry y/n inside since she's still mostly asleep. Her sister is dead asleep on the couch. I assume she tried to stay awake to greet y/n but oh well. We had fun at least. I take y/n down to the bathroom and run a warm bath. Undressing y/n as she groggily wakes and tries to help. I stop her and finish the job myself. Slipping y/n's body into the water. I undressing myself and slipping in with her.
After the bath I get us both out and dressed in fresh clothes. Best hope y/n's sister isn't too attached to her cotton button up and pants. I lay y/n on what I assume is her bed. Its the only vacant one and it had her clothes in the basket nearby. I'm about to leave myself before y/n grabs my arm.
"stay... Please.."
She mumbles. I crumble immediately and slip into bed with her. Y/n crawls over and into my arms. I wrap my arms around her and just hold y/n. Tonight has been the best I could've imagined. Other than the hiccup with the princess but y/n made up even more for that.
After that Natasha went to the queen and got herself reassigned to the army. Rising swiftly to general. Much to the princesses dismay. Not that Natasha cared. It wasn't her concern for the princess anymore. Natasha was fine with that. And her new position led to many benefits. Including a better horse. And a better more free schedule. One Natasha enjoyed greatly. For more reasons than one.
Natasha began properly courting y/n aswell. Causing the bakery to blow up because the general was often behind the counter watching her girlfriend covered in flour do her job. And she got free pastries and bread so a win win for Natasha. She got to watch her hot gf and got free food.
The end
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 7 days ago
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Y/n: Nat don't worry. If you ever feel dumb remember that cap tried to strangle a robot.
Steve: IT WAS ONE TIME!
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 10 days ago
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Nat has it handled. She's just a bit late cos she had the wrong gun.
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manifesting this simpson prediction to happen VERY VERY soon 🙏🙏
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 10 days ago
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Y/n: Nat where are you going with that gun?
Natasha: to kill Trump. His body my choice right.
Y/n: yeah ok but that's the wrong gun. Take this one instead.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 10 days ago
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Guess who got sick lol. Nearly finished with chapter five of arranged marriage so expect that soon. Rewriting the other fic because it makes no sense now that I'm looking back on it. I promise things are coming soon.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 12 days ago
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Natasha: I've only dated y/n for a few months but if anything happened to them if kill everyone in this room then myself.
Y/n: I should be telling you no but I really wanna see you commit homicide.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 12 days ago
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Natasha: the problem is people
Y/n: which people?
Natasha: everyone that isn't you.
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