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Colette uses POW-hammer!

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If you were to lose your phone and not be able to get it back or get a new one, starting tomorrow morning, how long do you think you would last in your regular life before you encountered something you couldn't do?

Less than half an hour

30 mins- 1 hour

1-3 hours

3-6 hours

6-12 hours

All day

For a few days

All week

Multiple weeks to a month

Multiple months

I'm good forever

I don't have a phone anyway

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Okay, now that the hype has died down I just want to say that the general vibe of abject horror that Mr Foxington Tobias expressed about the simple fact that he had to make a song to act as a replacement for pepper steak is the realest thing I've ever seen. because like HOLY SHIT. how do you even BEGIN to approach that? i would have crashed out ngl. you want me to try to match up to pepper steak? pepper steak. pepper steak from OFF? you're insane. you might as well ask me to turn water into gold because you are asking me to do the impossible here. to capture pepper steak. pepper steak from off. the song pepper steak from OFF. what the fuck dude what the hell

i mean like, he fucking cooked regardless but you get what i mean

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hoo hoo hoo this post reminds me of my beloved friend and mutual

*sends it to them*

"check who reblogged that"

>mfw it was them all along

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No, Princess Zelda does not have "girl power".

Princess Zelda has girl wisdom.

Ganon has girl power.

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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

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50% #waow, 49% #maid, 1% dumbass.

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my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

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REBLOG to smack your mutuals with your tail

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imagine being forced to do all of the courting in your relationships. now imagine having gendered expectations around doing that courting. now imagine having dysphoria that is triggered by those gendered expectations but still being put in a position where if you do not do the courting you will not have a dating life. text that trans gal first.

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mutuals... doing this to you

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It really is insane how many people engage with art on a pure enjoyment level. Theyll go to a movie and the only deciding factor on whether or not they liked it is "was i bored or confused during that 90-120 minutes?" Youll talk to people about a book or show or film you both enjoyed and theyll have absolutely nothing to say about how it made them feel, or what they think it was trying to impart to them. It begins and ends at "it was fun to watch/read" it drives me nuts

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Metaphor team! ✩°｡⋆