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unlike the rest of you freaks im really good at acting normal. if someone ran in and shouted THEY'RE COMING! EVERYONE ACT NATURAL! i wouldn't even strike a bizarre pose or anything. i would simply carry on with my unimpeachable façade. that's just the kind of guy i am

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from what i can tell this guy got in a serious accident while tryna clean his teeth

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"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.

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dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

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BOBBY HILL RETURNS???

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One of my more outwardly baffling autistic traits is that often I will fully know that you're being sarcastic or joking & I'll just keep talking. I'll respond to it in earnest thinking I'm continuing the bit but I do it too flatly and everybody knows I'm autistic so they'll stop and be like hey that was a joke & I'm like I know

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im not trying to "pit two bad bitches against eachother" i am trying to end historical revisionism. oh you saw how cute Clifford was as a tiny red baby puppy? but you dont like him so you replaced him with the more memeable dog? yeah okay. thats because you love stolen valour. tiktokers are not more important than the truth so heres some facts clifford was the SMALLEST puppy and love made him GROW. clifford was small enough to float on soap True but Snoopy was never that little enough. unless it was the biggest soap ever. well hers the truth i like clifford more. and just because the internet perfers snopy will. never stop me from being my BRAVE! self.

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yup. mom. i graduated dinosaur college. haha thank you. thats my trilobite husband. yup! love you also bye…

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Everlux dragons join the clans of Sornieth!

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Everlux dragons join the clans of Sornieth!

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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

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it's nearly 2025 why are we back in the fucking building

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it's nearly 2025 why are we back in the fucking building