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along with all the other mad shit that’s going on rn i cannot stop fucking eating for the last 2 weeks it’s like my body wants to go into hibernation mode. i ate a boatload of pasta 2 hours ago why is my stomach growling !!!
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Happy election day eve/4 year anniversary of these tweets
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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couldn’t watch the match for certain life reasons so i guess im gonna have to watch match of the actual day like im someone’s dad
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careful listening to music in the fall it might become a memory
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it seems that every year ending in a 4 is a bad one for me. 2014? 0/10. 2024? somehow -1/10
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currently having one of the worst nights of my life for reasons i can't go into and i just wonder how i got so lucky to have the friends and family i do. crazily fortunate.
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“stop invalidating male friendship by calling them gay” how about writers stop treating women as the Main Man’s two dimensional prop with tits while giving the relationship between him & his male best friend the emotional intimacy and development that should have been reserved for his actual romantic partner
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november is just another month for me #asexual
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“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless
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I follow you because you are genuinely so original and funny. I read your blog like the morning paper most days
omg this is so nice ty….
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#I’ve never in my life looked at anyone the way cuti’s looking at him there#jesus christ get a room#spurs
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Whenever I see the sheer love that people still have for My Chemical Romance, the way that they made a single piano note so recognizable, I think of this Cracked article from 2006 and laugh and laugh and laugh
#the insane thing is that I see the black parade as the closest thing to borap we have#im not even a mychem stan it’s just a fact lol
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i just watched the lighthouse for the first time why did y'all lie to me he did NOT fuck that old man
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