texas-real

[texas-real]

Hello 👋,

I hope this message finds you well. My name is Aziz, and I’m reaching out with a heartfelt plea to help my family find safety and reunite with our mother. 😞

The ongoing war in Gaza has torn my family apart. My mother and newborn sister are stranded in Egypt, while I, along with the rest of my sex family members, am trapped in the midst of the genocide in Gaza. We have not only been separated but have also lost our home and are enduring unimaginable hardships. 💔

Your support can make a difference. Whether by reading our story, donating, or sharing our campaign with others, you can help us reunite, find safety, and start anew. 🙏🕊

Thank you, from the depths of my heart, for your kindness, compassion, and solidarity during this difficult time. ❤🍉

https://gofund.me/58268669 🔗

🍉🕊

https://gofund.me/58268669

[texas-real]

Penis

[texas-real]

...

So yer sayin i gotta shoot m'self?

So there's a thing where a bunch of countries have national variants of the rainbow pride flag, right?

Like, they'll combine their nation's flag (or some national symbol) with the rainbow stripes. The Brazilian one haunts me to this day but that's a long story. They're usually done in a quite lazy manner, cause it's not really something you can do super well and not many people try.

But I have just found one that is lazier than the rest! Are you ready to see it?

WITNESS THE LGBT PRIDE FLAG OF THE NETHERLANDS!

[texas-real]

[texas-real]

I dun boutta have a gunfight wit whoe'r came up with that abomination

So there's a thing where a bunch of countries have national variants of the rainbow pride flag, right?

Like, they'll combine their nation's flag (or some national symbol) with the rainbow stripes. The Brazilian one haunts me to this day but that's a long story. They're usually done in a quite lazy manner, cause it's not really something you can do super well and not many people try.

But I have just found one that is lazier than the rest! Are you ready to see it?

WITNESS THE LGBT PRIDE FLAG OF THE NETHERLANDS!

[texas-real]

WHAT IN TARNATION IS THAT SECOND ONE????

So there's a thing where a bunch of countries have national variants of the rainbow pride flag, right?

Like, they'll combine their nation's flag (or some national symbol) with the rainbow stripes. The Brazilian one haunts me to this day but that's a long story. They're usually done in a quite lazy manner, cause it's not really something you can do super well and not many people try.

But I have just found one that is lazier than the rest! Are you ready to see it?

WITNESS THE LGBT PRIDE FLAG OF THE NETHERLANDS!

[texas-real]

sorry since realizing my gender i have zero tolerance for the whole “man hating” angle of being queer i hate i hate it i hate you. stop. you are hurting people.

[texas-real]

Yeah they are

It's only a couple ten thousand votes right now but omg lmao

YES YES YES 60% SO FAR LET'S GO!?!!

[texas-real]

All the numbers we see right now are only 2% of all the votes total. There's a whole 98% not on there.

It's only a couple ten thousand votes right now but omg lmao

YES YES YES 60% SO FAR LET'S GO!?!!

[texas-real]

is it true? that everything is bigger in texas?

- @top-secret-replier

Yes.

[texas-real]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[texas-real]

Does being a former country make me eligible for cash compensation

Why Hello There Tumblr Of Users

It has come to the attention of the IRS that some of you haven't been paying your taxes. So I am here to remind you! Mr. Supervisor tells me that if I work hard enough the government might see fit to pay me!!!! So please pay your taxes, please.

(for legal reasons I am not the IRS. I am simply a Tumblr user that has entered the gimmick verse. tags to get me started under the cut)

@non-tyrannical-usa @the-official-goose-god @maryland-officially @truly-the-sun @devil-official @communist-usa-real @official-opera-gx @gimmick-thief @the-real-catholic-church @hot-topic-unofficial

[texas-real]

I am a crab

CRAB WAR.

CRABS ARE BETTER.

@marscrab-real @marscrab @i-am-the-crab @hi-just-existing

LOBSTER.

[texas-real]

I have the size authority

CRAB WAR.

CRABS ARE BETTER.

@marscrab-real @marscrab @i-am-the-crab @hi-just-existing

LOBSTER.

[texas-real]

Because I'm a bigger state than you and I said so

CRAB WAR.

CRABS ARE BETTER.

@marscrab-real @marscrab @i-am-the-crab @hi-just-existing

LOBSTER.

[texas-real]

Go to sleep <3

CRAB WAR.

CRABS ARE BETTER.

@marscrab-real @marscrab @i-am-the-crab @hi-just-existing

LOBSTER.

[texas-real]

Why are you awake

CRAB WAR.

CRABS ARE BETTER.

@marscrab-real @marscrab @i-am-the-crab @hi-just-existing

LOBSTER.