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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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what is neos favorite food?
thinks really hard.. hx likes pasta. tomato soup. chewy candy such as laffy taffy. stuff like chicken wings or ribs too, but hx doesn't eat those much for fear of looking unkempt if that makes srnse
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(saying goodbye to a friend) love you dude. same time next week ok? may chaos take the world
(talking to supervisor) got it. and you want it by end of day? ok, no problem. i'll let you know if I have any doubts. may chaos take the world
(posting on tumblr) i've started saying "may chaos take the world" at the end of every conversation.
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Seeing your friends will Literally change your life
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Seeing your friends will Literally change your life
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i would be unstoppable if i could start a conversation
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just a couple hours and then this semester is overrrrr
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can you all forget everything you know about me pls I really want to start again but be cooler this time.
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Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times
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Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die
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my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else
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An angel appeared to me and gave me a baseball bat with nails in it
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no I can't close my tabs. what if I accidentally close my emotional support Wikipedia page about historical instances of cannibalism that's been open for 3 years? what happens then??? what will be left of me????
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sometimes i remember i'll have to drive on highways one day and i experience a glimmer of despair
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