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cast iron bong

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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jojos plus 2

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DayMan & NytMan

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🍁 warm + cute socks 🍁 

free shipping // more socks!

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War Cries of the Heroes of Thedas

Hero of Fereldan: “FOR THE GREY WARDENS!!!”

Inquisitor: “ FOR THE INQUISITION!!!” 

Hawke: “FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!!” 

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Monopoly at the Hawke estate based on THIS  post here

I am sorry Anders but you’re canonically terrible at things like this so it had to be you

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anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

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Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message... What's your tombstone say?

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thin person: wears a shirt and a pair of jeans y'all: LOVING this concept !!!! 😍😭🙏👀👄

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Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

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Historic Black and White Pictures Restored in Color

Women Delivering Ice, 1918

Times Square, 1947

Portrait Used to Design the Penny. President Lincoln Meets General McClellan – Antietam, Maryland ca September 1862

Marilyn Monroe, 1957

Newspaper boy Ned Parfett sells copies of the evening paper bearing news of Titanic’s sinking the night before. (April 16, 1912)

Easter Eggs for Hitler, c 1944-1945 

Sergeant George Camblair practicing with a gas mask in a smokescreen – Fort Belvoir, Virginia, 1942

Helen Keller meeting Charlie Chaplin in 1919

Painting WWII Propaganda Posters, Port Washington, New York – 8 July 1942

Construction of the Golden Gate Bridge ca 1935

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avdolutely not jotato u only sementeen