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No Water || A comic about autism

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Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.

I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.

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hey! you shouldnt make jokes calling cis people eggs, especially when they are real living breathing human beings with intelligent thought and critical thinking. if you do, you're weird and i think you should consider the effect your words more often, because as someone who was a very public facing cis person who had a lot of Egg jokes made about me before transitioning, it still makes me fucking sick to think about. it fucked me up so bad that i refused to transition until i quit my job and wasnt under the eyes of people making bets on my psychology. how dare you fucking speak down to me regarding my own identity. how dare you fucking claim to know me better than i know myself.

it is not the privilege of trans people to have their stated gender identity believed, nor is it a sin of cis people to acknowledge their option to transition and still remain cis. make egg jokes about fictional characters, fine. but accusing a stranger of not being the gender they claim to be is not something you get to reclaim when you're trans.

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Ever see a baby alligator get dizzy?

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Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

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Have some of my favorite things the sillies say because I love them:

He is such a little weirdo. He has the appetite of the average grass cow. Adorable

Someone really needs to make a list of all the things the games have said a gentleman can/cannot do. I'm curious how weirdly specific it gets

Gentlemen are to strange ornaments what moths are to streetlamps

Luke you are in a clock shop

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HE'S A LITTLE FRUITY

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cool so you can hide ads for knowing too much now

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fake conversation talking animals

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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

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( <= green bean

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Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess