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hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???
obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them
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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
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the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind
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Boy howdy, looks like these cowpokes are in a bit of a scrape 🤠
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im so glad we have cards for this kind of thing now
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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat
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Velveteen in his new custom-made costume, just like what he wore for Halloween in Webkinz!
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