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@blossom-boy I'm fucking screaming

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

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In case you forgot what I looked like. I haven't been posting much at ALL in the last year but I still lurk around some- grad school is fantastic, California is beautiful, I'm great overall ❤️❤️

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@blossom-boy

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Hey Tumblr friends

If you are from the midwest OR from California (or have lived in either place long enough to call it home), I need your help. I'm working on a project looking at what it means to call someplace home, and I need your answer to the question "What's your favorite thing about the Midwest/California? What does it mean to you to be from there?"

If you're interested it'll take 2 minutes and the link is below. You can put your name on your answer or do it anonymously, either is fine.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/JHSXHY6

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@blossom-boy this is dad with dried fruit

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hayley kiyoko’s new super gay music video, “gravel to tempo”!!!

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THAT'S MY JOKE ASSHOLES

This cereal may cause hallucinations.

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I'm not wearing makeup but the selfie light in my room is insane right now

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Tumblr keeps unfollowing my friends!! And then I have to refollow and confuse them!! Why!!

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@spookyookykitty did you see this

The hero of Pride Toronto:

Photos by MAX IM A KOOPA:

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@queer-nado please tell me this is what Calarts is

quotes from my art institute this week

•"i can’t find my BACKUP CARDIGAN.“ -a kid who came barreling into the classroom in a frenzy •"i think that everything can be art! like body modifications and-” [unanimous eyeroll] •"you’re all FASCISTS.“ •[loud crash] “i’m having A PROBLEM.” •"i mean like i didn’t grow up on heavy metal but like-” •"i need a KNIFE -your sweater is such a beautiful color orange i love it- KNIFE.“ •"oh she made a full sized coffin??” “fucking edgy.” •"you see i put my piece on the trashcan bc…….the colors……contrast? okay………it’s trash and i got a second degree burn while making it.“ •"you see, my piece is based off a whole list of visual puns.” [flips open notebook] “let’s begin.” •"i drew me because i like drawing and i like me.“ •"stop i LOVE YOUR TEXTURE.” •"i’m a GENIUS. A GENIUS.“ [loud crash] •"who will FIGHT FOR THIS LAST STICKER.” •"it looks like duchamp.“ “YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!” •"oh FUCK ME we’re eating zapps??“ •"so i made this big cross and then it hit me, i’m not christian.” •"well you see my friends suggested……my acquaintances suggested…..i’m not sure what our relationship is.“ •"is this box masculine or feminine?“ •"so i painted this piece with my own blood.” “what the fuck.” •"okay so i mostly paint nudes so if you’re, what’s the word…..offended, i’m sorry.“ •"i brought this piece today because it’s the only piece my mom likes.“ •"alexander hamilton was a capricorn y'all.”

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Body image has been tough lately, so here's me today (my birthday!) feeling myself!!

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(via tank.sinatra)

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Some broke AF 21st birthday activities: 1) debating which kind of pasta to make 2) hand washing laundry 3) doing the dishes 4) doing your nails with the 3 colors of polish you have 5) crying about moving to California in September and not having a place yet

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@queer-nado

my immortal: who are you

cursed child: i’m you but stronger

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Tbh I get the biggest thrill out of telling non plus-size people where I got an article of clothing when I know that it doesn’t come in their size. Sure, it may make me kind of an asshole, but it happens so rarely and it’s such a nice fucking change.

LIKE SORRY THIS ONE DRESS ONLY COMES IN SIZES 14-32 AND YOUR SIZE IS EXCLUDED HOW DOES THAT FEEL? DOES IT FEEL SHITTY? WELCOME TO MY LIFE. 

*sashays away to simple plan*