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Des, texting Desirae: answer your phone

Desirae, texting back: gimme a minute, i can’t find my phone

Des: ok

Des, five minutes later: you’re a terrible child. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your brother.

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Des, after yet another terrible thing has been said about him: Stop using me as an example.

Phoenix: Stop being an example.

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I see the glass as half full, Juliet sees it as half empty; that’s why we make a good team. Shadow, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Allen wonders why it has to be glass and Irene usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table.

Sandra Marcelina Nita Gomez, potentially

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I don’t want to see you again.

Phoenix to Des, almost certainly

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Des: I know I'm a real asset.

Debbie: You're only off by two letters.

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Sandra: I am this close to grounding you lot.

Shadow: Weird, it almost looks like your fingers are touching.

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It sword of seems you have a problem with me, but you didn't need to get to the point quite so quickly.

Shadow, after getting stabbed

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Douchebag: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Sandra: No.

Douchebag: Why not?

Sandra: My girlfriend caught me.

Juliet: Yo.

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Tori: Surely you can't be serious.

Shadow: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

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Shadow: You wanna know why people drink orangeade? Because it's sodalicious~

Phoenix: ... I'm going to start hurting you now. I'm not sure when I'll stop.

Shadow: That's fair.

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Sandra: I'm having problems with this guy.

Phoenix: Kill him.

Sandra: No.

Phoenix: Then I'll kill him for you.

Sandra: NO.

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Des: Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.

Shadow: Des, I pity you because you're dumb.

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Irene: I'd like to clarify Debbie absolutely started the food fight on her own.

Shadow: Irene and I weren't even in the cafeteria.

Irene: Absolutely, I was suplexing Shadow in the courtyard.

Shadow: And I was being suplexed.

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Shadow: Hey, what time is it?

Synnove: It's muffin time!

Sandra: Actually, it's twelve-thirty.

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Irene: I've got this completely under control!

Cas: Is that why everything's on fire?

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Shadow: Wait, wait, you guys are twins, right?

Victor: Y-yes...?

Tori: Shadow, you know we're twins. You've known us for years.

Shadow: Does that mean you were... womb-mates~?

Victor: *simply lays his face down on the table*

Tori: OH MY GOD SHADOW I HATE YOU

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Des: You're not half as clever as you think you are.

Shadow: Still makes me cleverer than you.