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Hey is this blog still around

no i grew up i dont like south park anymore i only care about toxic yaoi i made up

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Hellpark! Damien:pip,are you drunk?

Hellpark! Pip,laying in a puddle of vodka: *muffled* no dear, I'm someone who's half drowned.

(A reference to some fanart i saw)

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*Stan ice skates by*

Stan:!

Stan:uh-are you..-

Scott malkinson while having his tounge stuck to a pole: dawn't assk..I dawn't wanna hear it.

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Scott: The question is; how are we gonna stop this thing?

Mark: Why are you all looking at me?

Kenny: You’re the idea guy.

Mark: So I’m the only one who can ever come up with a plan? That’s a lot of pressure.

Brimmy: You’re also the complaining guy.

Mark: That part, I don’t mind.

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Pip: no my murder charge is okay because my mom said I’m a special boy

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Estella: Scott has mental health and gay problems so I’ve decided to keep him like a cat because I think he’s funny

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Estella: men dressing sluttier does nothing for me because I’m a lesbian but I support it because I love bi women

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Christophe: One time when I was like twelve I was playing Fortnite and my mom’s boyfriend scared me and I screamed into the mic and then this piece of shit toddler made fun of me the rest of the game

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Christophe: one time a girl had a dead gopher and I got so upset about it I ate the patch of grass in front of me blade by blade lol

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Gregory: Too many people are calling soufflé fleshlights today

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Tweek: Burger King isn’t real.

Clyde: what

Tweek: You never see anyone eating there, the government is using it for meetings and to survey the public.

Clyde: That is very much Carl’s Jr.

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Damien: How you hate to be wrong.

Gregory: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.

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Kyle: There's nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond.

Stan: I have a secret girlfriend.

Kyle: You're dead to me.

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Scott: I have edge.

Kenny: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

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Rebecca, who is not named Kyle: So I said to myself: Kyle-

Mark: Wait, Kyle?

Rebecca: That's what I call myself.

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Kenny, covering the phone to talk to Stan: I'm talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker and they declined me. Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud. That's crazy. I'm fancy. One time I had coffee-flavored ice cream.

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Kenny: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Scott: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Kenny: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Scott: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

Kenny and Butters: Ohhhh.

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Gregory: And then I kissed him.

Christophe: Tongue?

Gregory: Yeah.

Christophe: Cool.