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fanart of that fuckass knockoff mouthwashing mobile game

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I have very old Zodd x Charlotte art I commissioned 6 years ago that I havent shared here because noone understands my vision

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Illustration from A. Merritt's The Ship of Ishtar by Virgil Finlay (1949)

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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

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Squeesh them

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They look heavy

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I'm up to the "I dunno maybe children working 13 hour shifts is bad, guys" part of Capital and it feels important to inform people that haven't read it yet that capitalists in the 19th century were not by any means wringing their hands and twirling their mustaches about employing children to squeeze out profits, they were hiring "experts" to write newspaper articles for them, explaining how "well, the socialists have these big demands about an 8-hour work day, and taking Saturdays off, but it's actually just so complicated, it's too complicated for most people to understand, we just NEED to hire children for night shifts because the stamina of their strong, youthful bodies is the only way we can survive as a business! It's science, you see. Economics doesn't work like that, just ask our economics professors at Oxford. You CAN'T turn a profit only working people 8 hours! Trust the experts, they know. It's just so complicated..."

That exact infuriating cadence that you read in New York Times articles, in the Atlantic Monthly, in the WaPo and all the other bourgeois rags where "everything is so complicated, and it's actually a lot more complicated than you think.." that has been around since the beginning. It is nothing new. So the next time you see some op-ed from Matt Yglesias or any of those other guys huffing their own farts about how "complicated" everything is, and how "unrealistic" a 30-hour work week is, remember that Marx was dealing with that exact class of "intellectuals" "explaining" how working 13 hours at age 10 was "vital" to the "moral fibre" of those poor kids.

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from what i can tell this guy got in a serious accident while tryna clean his teeth

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Art from Kumari Loves a Monster by Rashmi Devadasan. Illustrated by Shyam. 

“The young maidens in these pages all have beauty, brains and talent / They while away the night and day / With monsters fierce and gallant.

 A romantic picture book of young girls who have fallen in love with monsters.”

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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goblin goes to a gay brothel

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Happy 19th Birthday to the Nintendo DS!

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I did it! I’ve now done all the unlicensed killers from DbD! Obviously a lot of these heights are just personal headcannons because if I did their in game heights, it’d probably have a lot less variety.

May have gone overboard with the blood. I got very excited about this brush I found lol.

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Finally finished this;;

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nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟