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I always thought if I somehow get the bad ending in Smile for Me, I could just be all like "Nah bro, Dr. Habit ain't dead. He's just hiding/sleeping."

This post was a lot funnier in my head.

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Here's a drawing of Krampus I did for Christmas.

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I was on thewackywatch.com and my dudes, this describes my time at Walmart almost perfectly.

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Please be sure to check your kid's candy this year-I found Stephen King's 1987 novel "Misery" stuffed inside a Butterfinger.

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Well my last day at Walmart turned out to be on the 13th rather than the 18th. I didn't finish the series of vent art like I wanted to, but here's what was supposed to be the last drawing.

Context: Butterflies are sometimes used as symbols of freedom and rebirth so I drew two kinds of butterflies that are found in my state of Nebraska (Red Admiral and Painted Lady). The vest is supposed to be nailed to a wall/gravestone. The dates shown are my first and last day at Walmart.

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Apparently my weird ass keeps finding certain characters adorable despite they probably weren't intended to be in the first place. Of course this is coming from a person who thinks spiders are adorable.

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When you're roasting the younger generation for making ligma jokes but then you remember that your generation told each other to spell I-C-U-P out loud on the playground:

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You know what? I'm just gonna rip the band-aid off and say it.

I ship Hilbert and N. So yes I like Isshushipping. I don't give a flying fuck about their canon ages because I don't follow Pokemon canon 99% of the time anyway.

That being said, my personal HC is that N and Hilbert have both aged since the events of BW/B2W2. They're both in their late 20s/early 30s.

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I recently put in my two weeks notice at Walmart because the whole place has become too much of a shitstorm for even a retail veteren like myself to handle. I decided that I'm going to do a series of vent drawings for all the shit I had, and still have to deal with.

Note: Some of them will have sensitive themes in them. I will tag them accordingly.

This is the first one.

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Looks like I'm drooling over another Cartoon Network character.

Or rather, an Adult Swim character.

Last Cartoon Network character I drooled over was Wilt from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends when I was 12. That was more of an innocent crush tho.

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I'm 99% sure Smiling Friends is one of those shows where Everyone is Bi (or Pan).

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Since I still have a little bit of time before pride month ends, here are some sexuality HCs that I usually have non-Pokemon characters.

Disclaimer: I really shouldn't have to say this, but please don't try to argue with me over these. I'm a burnt-out 27-year-old who works at Walmart. I have more important things to worry about. Let's not take this too seriously mmkay?

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Dumb question for y'all but I'm working on a comic that shows my interpretation of how Professor Sada died while protecting the player's Koraidon.

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In 2015/2016, I received an Espurr named Blart while Wonder Trading. I didn't use her, but I kept her because I liked her name.

Years later, I finally trained and evolved Blart.

And here she is:

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Since it's Pride Month, here is Part 1 the LGBTQ+ headcanons I (usually) have for certain Pokemon SV characters.

Disclaimer: I really shouldn't have to say this, but please don't try to argue with me over these. I'm a burnt-out 27-year-old who works at Walmart. I have more important things to worry about. This is just for fun because we like to have fun here, mmkay?

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Great news! My best friend informed me that Larry does not sound like the Pixies from Fairly Odd Parents.

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I mixed Diet Pepsi and Diet Coke at work today because I wanted to mess with the natural order. So far nothing's happened, but it does taste weird.