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canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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He finally got to meet him!

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if you've ever wondered why there are so many light novels and anime where either the main character or love interest is the "villainess" from an Otome game and said Otome game has basically the same set-up every time, it's because the originator of the Otome game genre is this game called Angelique and in Angelique the player character has a female rival named Rosalia de Cartegena and fans of the game liked Rosalia so much that it became extremely common to write Angelique fanfiction where Rosalia gets some kind of happy ending but then one day one of the biggest fanfiction archives in Japan decided they only wanted to host original fiction from now on so a lot of fanfiction writers started writing what is basically fanfic with the serial numbers filed off where a self insert character gets magically transported to or reincarnated in a copyright safe version of their favorite video game and the Rosalia fans did this so much it essentially sprung out into its own genre which now gets like one anime per season minimum.

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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Awnnnnn

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if you legitimately believe that any trans identity has privilege over another there is genuinely something wrong with you and you need to go outside

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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

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well that was fucking stupid

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Idk why people are constantly trying to put transmascs and transfems at odds because sometimes I just scroll through both of our tags and genuinely tear up at how beautiful it is to be part of this community and the hope we have. Seriously fuck people who keep trying to take that away from us

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Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames

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alright everyone

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